Do you like sex but do not want to get pregnant? (funny Khmer-English article)

[General Mackevili]

WTF.



Do you like sex but do not want to get pregnant? If you want peace and freedom to have more than you need to apply not to have children. However, if you do not believe in using the previous method, there are many other ways that you like.

Do not have sex without a condom
To say no to fire lover without using condoms. If you follow the strict laws, the chance of pregnancy is minimal.

Do not forget to take protective
If you want to prevent pregnancy, you should be taking right after sex.

Sex On Menstruation
An unexpected pregnancy can be a terrible couple. If you are not ready to have children and still want to have the fire lover, test fire a couple days . Experts say that kindle love during menstruation is safe.

Regularly taking
Giving pills to yourself on a regular basis. However, these supplements can affect the health of your body. But it sure can stop your chances of getting pregnant.

Technical burst
In this case, you can not understand what it means that the man was pulled out his little Leon cave Diouf women before he reaches a decision semen. The burst too long really unsafe because sperm into the woman’s genitals already.

Genital clutch play can also be dangerous
If you think genital fondling is simple and does not cause pregnancy, think again. Genital clutch play is really dangerous because allowing couple’s fingers touch Leone then put into the vagina. This can lead to male semen faster and can get pregnant.

While armed stormed the women’s
Do not put me in the vagina long after the storming. Good understanding is removed after storming a condom inside will be compressed when Leone receding back.

vaccination
If you want to kindle the fire of love and do not want pregnant women being vaccinated hormone. The injections must be repeated every three months to prevent pregnancy.

Trust
When you have detailed knowledge of the process, you will not be able to get pregnant. This is a safe time when most sex couples should follow. For example: 7 days before and 7 days after your period is considered to be the week safe sex.

[Jamie_Lambo]

"Technical burst
In this case, you can not understand what it means that the man was pulled out his little Leon cave Diouf women before he reaches a decision semen. The burst too long really unsafe because sperm into the woman’s genitals already."

this is probably the single most bestest thing ive read all year :')

[asp]

No wonder I see so many pregnant women.

Klartext bitte. It could.be thread of the year contender.

[logos]

Well we all learned something today. Genital clutch play should be fine but only during menstruation.

Samouth, you know what to do.

[Samouth]

Thanks mate, Mr The third man.

[Duncan]

Thanks mate, Mr The third man.

Ah,,, so your into threesomes ?

[bolueeleh]

funniest thing i read today thank you.

[Samouth]

Thanks mate, Mr The third man.

Ah,,, so your into threesomes ?

We also can do foursomes. Would you like to join? No worries, we will have Viagra available for you, just make sure that you will not have heart attack during sex.

[bolueeleh]

Thanks mate, Mr The third man.

Ah,,, so your into threesomes ?

We also can do foursomes. Would you like to join? No worries, we will have Viagra available for you, just make sure that you will not have heart attack during sex.

so should eyes be opened or closed?

[Samouth]

Thanks mate, Mr The third man.

Ah,,, so your into threesomes ?

We also can do foursomes. Would you like to join? No worries, we will have Viagra available for you, just make sure that you will not have heart attack during sex.

so should eyes be opened or closed?

It doesn't matter either ways as the light will turn off anyway.