Who was that girl?

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Who was that girl?

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I have had something nagging me in the back of my mind for a few weeks now, since I attended a wedding. Me being closer to 70 than 60, I like my home comforts now, and gone are the days when I could go to the village and sleep on a bamboo slatted bed or a hammock, so the one condition I had about me going to the wedding was I needed a comfortable bed or be able to book in to a guest house. It was confirmed that I would have a private room and a bed to myself in the place next door.
The wedding went off with no problems and I only had a ''sociable '' drink and retired to bed early. Sometime during the night someone else, who was definitely female , came to sleep beside me and did a bit of groping of my body parts, so like any red blooded male I responded back. I slept well, and by early morning she was long gone and as it was so dark all night , I did not even get a look at who it was.
There were many nice ladies at the wedding , including the bride. and the only thing that I can remember that can narrow the field down , was that she was slim. or of slight build.

Would the brides grandma pull a dirty trick on me like that ?..... I think not. I think it was one of the bar girls that returned to the village for the wedding. I am now on the lookout for a slim bargirl that is good at ''groping'' and went to a wedding in Kampong Cham three weeks ago.
Cambodia,,,, Don't fall in love with her.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
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at your age
are u sure it was not a wet dream?
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Don't fret it!

In nine months she'll come looking for you!

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Duncan wrote:I slept well, and by early morning she was long gone and as it was so dark all night , I did not even get a look at who it was.
Did you still have your wallet and phone? :D
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Who was that girl?
Hopefully not the neighbor's 15 year old daughter.
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phuketrichard wrote:at your age
are u sure it was not a wet dream?
Or a succubus. :3
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Duncan wrote: I think it was one of the bar girls that returned to the village for the wedding.
Most likely trying to compensate for lost income and was hoping to pick up a few bucks for an "impromtu short time".
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phuketrichard wrote:at your age
are u sure it was not a wet dream?
Forgot to mention that I did have scratch marks on my back from the long false finger nails she had. In fact one was so sore I could have sworn a fingernail was still embedded under my skin.
Cambodia,,,, Don't fall in love with her.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
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I don't want to me rude Duncan but you know you're getting old when a wet dream consists of you cuddling a stranger.
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I never get invited to the good weddings...
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