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Shirtless Fires AK in Massage Joint Before Running

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:38 am
by CEOCambodiaNews
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Cambodia Breaking News, (Phnom Penh): There was much excitement and alarm when a shooting incident occurred in a massage parlor last night at around 8 pm on January 31, 2020, in Por Senchey district, Phnom Penh.
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A man entered a massage parlor in front of Phnom Penh International Airport in Por Sen Chey district, but then there was some problem about money, so he pulled out an AK rifle, firing six bullets.(As you do.This is an ancient Cambodian custom.)
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After he had demonstrated his dissatifaction with the massage joint by randomly firing off a few shots, the gunman took his weapon and fled the scene. Law enforcement are conducting a thorough search to apprehend the gunman for questioning and legal action. The exact reason for the display of petulance remains a mystery.
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Re: Shirtless Fires AK in Massage Joint Before Running

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:43 am
by Yobbo
Obviously a high ranking official with an extremely large penis extension.
Unfortunate for some who cannot expand to a minimal expectation.
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...this is Cambodia

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 11:33 am
by Freightdog
so he pulled out an AK rifle,
From where exactly?

It strikes me that the problem may have started when a bloke with a not insubstantial gun, and shirtless(?) walked into a massage parlour. Or was the AK hidden in a secret pocket and they just thought he was very happy to be there?
Possibly, that McGavin photographer chap was getting in the way?

Re: Shirtless Fires AK in Massage Joint Before Running

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 12:05 pm
by Brody
CEOCambodiaNews wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:38 am display of petulance
Did someone new take over CEOCambodiaNews?

I'm loving this new elegant prose.

Re: Shirtless Fires AK in Massage Joint Before Running

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 1:03 pm
by John Bingham
It was reported elsewhere that it was a soldier getting a massage off a ladyboy. The ladyboy wanted $25 but soldier boy only had 14,000 Riel so the staff of the massage shop ganged up and attacked him and then kept his moto hostage. So he went home and got his rifle to get the bike back.

Re: Shirtless Fires AK in Massage Joint Before Running

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 1:10 pm
by Duncan
John Bingham wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 1:03 pm It was reported elsewhere that it was a soldier getting a massage off a ladyboy. The ladyboy wanted $25 but soldier boy only had 14,000 Riel so the staff of the massage shop ganged up and attacked him and then kept his moto hostage. So he went home and got his rifle to get the bike back.
CEO News,,,,Can we get the ladyboys version of what happened.

Re: Shirtless Fires AK in Massage Joint Before Running

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 1:31 pm
by Clemen
Stories about quickie massage places are truly the gift that keeps giving

Re: Shirtless Fires AK in Massage Joint Before Running

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 1:55 pm
by WildA
John Bingham wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 1:03 pm It was reported elsewhere that it was a soldier getting a massage off a ladyboy. The ladyboy wanted $25 but soldier boy only had 14,000 Riel so the staff of the massage shop ganged up and attacked him and then kept his moto hostage. So he went home and got his rifle to get the bike back.
Nice. Clearly a situation that calls for an AK. Real men would have torched off the whole mag, unless he only had 6...

Re: Shirtless Fires AK in Massage Joint Before Running

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 2:00 pm
by Yobbo
John Bingham wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 1:03 pm It was reported elsewhere that it was a soldier getting a massage off a ladyboy. The ladyboy wanted $25 but soldier boy only had 14,000 Riel so the staff of the massage shop ganged up and attacked him and then kept his moto hostage. So he went home and got his rifle to get the bike back.
I'd be pretty pissed off if I found out it was a lady boy!
Now that I think of it :?
How many husky voiced have there been that I thought should be taking it more easy on the Mekong whiskey :oops:
Fu%k :shock:

Re: Shirtless Fires AK in Massage Joint Before Running

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 2:09 pm
by fazur
John Bingham wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 1:03 pm It was reported elsewhere that it was a soldier getting a massage off a ladyboy. The ladyboy wanted $25 but soldier boy only had 14,000 Riel so the staff of the massage shop ganged up and attacked him a
hard ride