Hapless Halfwits Caught Bringing Drugs to Cop Shop

[Mishmash]

The Porsenchey boys were stunned when a pair of bozos tried to smuggle in some meth cunningly disguised as a DIY bottle pipe for their locked up nephew.

The Captain couldn't believe his luck - 3 birds with one stone.

The looks upon everyones faces is truly classic - surely worthy of a meme.

[Captain Bonez]

[techietraveller84]

It's these kinds of stories that keep life endlessly interesting!

Thank you humanity!

[SternAAlbifrons]

A bit like the blonde who got a bit lazy, (true story )
and despite her first-ever brand-new German front-end load washing machine. (we are talking 1980s here)

- took her boyfriend's, my next door neighbour, washing basket, and the 250 grand, and a few left over Thai sticks, to the local laundromat and asked them to do it for her.

Not sure if they are still together, i haven't seen him since he got out.

[Ghostwriter]

A bit like the blonde who got a bit lazy, (true story )
and despite her first-ever brand-new German front-end load washing machine. (we are talking 1980s here)

- took her boyfriend's, my next door neighbour, washing basket, and the 250 grand, and a few left over Thai sticks, to the local laundromat and asked them to do it for her.

Not sure if they are still together, i haven't seen him since he got out.

The dude left 250.000 $ or £ + weed in cash in a washing basket, and didn't told her ?
Are they so dense that light bends around them ?

[SternAAlbifrons]

The dude left 250.000 $ or £ + weed in cash in a washing basket, and didn't told her ?
Are they so dense that light bends around them ?

That's it, Ghost.
A bright swirling light, all around them, even shining out of their arse.
For 5 minutes in time back then.

But to be fair to the bloke. A few others of us thought that too, back then, for 5 minutes.
And after all, he had bought his blonde girlfriend the best washing machine in the neighbourhood. Who would have thought...
And he was just going for a surf before he stashed it properly.

The judge understood all that and knocked a couple of years off the sentence i think - everybody knows about blonde girlfriends.

[Ghostwriter]

And the neighbor didn't take the opportunity to take a piece of it, making a deal with the 2 idiots, and a quick happy profit ?
My gosh, loose-loose then....

[Ghostwriter]

The looks upon everyones faces is surely worthy of a meme

[SternAAlbifrons]

Ooops, No - thats not coins after all, that's my personal stash wrapped in the red 500.
Can i keep that?