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American Man Attempts Suicide in Golden Sorya Mall

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 7:30 pm
by General Mackevili
Looks like we have our first dead foreigner thread on CEO. [Please don't get carried away.]

I can only use Google Translate, but it sounds like this happened today around 10:30am. Also, Google Translate calls the title "American woman suicide," but it's clearly not a woman.

I'm assuming the only reason this one WASN'T classified as a "heart attack" is because of the bloody mess. His throat looks cuts in the NSFW picture.

And while the article calls it a "suicide," I think we all know there might be more to this story. Anyone heard anything about this? He's not identified yet, so could be a tourist or an expat.

I also find myself wondering how they know the person is an "American" if they can't identify him. He's not fat, and unless they found him barely still alive, he wouldn't have an accent to help them determine his nationality either.

Here is Google's near worthless translation:
Phnom Penh: Americans do not know the identity security Sorya spotted suicide Food. Suicide do not know why in a standard no vendors in the market place, Surya Mall.
Such an event caused surprise in 10 hours and 30 minutes on 20 May 2014.
According to correspondent Santhepheap confirmed that now Americans are emergency at Calmette Hospital.
Or read it yourself, in Khmer.

http://kohsantepheapdaily.com.kh/article/96319.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

NSFW PICTURE OF THE DECEASED
Spoiler:
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Re: Unidentified American Commits Suicide in Golden Sorya Ma

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 7:43 pm
by Digg3r
Square bracket in the wrong place...

Re: Unidentified American Commits Suicide in Golden Sorya Ma

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 7:57 pm
by General Mackevili
Digg3r wrote:Square bracket in the wrong place...
Where should it go? :please:

Re: Unidentified American Commits Suicide in Golden Sorya Ma

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 8:03 pm
by Digg3r
Between the g and the h

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Re: Unidentified American Commits Suicide in Golden Sorya Ma

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 8:14 pm
by General Mackevili
Digg3r wrote:Between the g and the h

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Thanks. I just didn't catch it because it was in the "spoiler" and I just glanced over the message. :bow:

Re: Unidentified American Commits Suicide in Golden Sorya Ma

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 8:17 pm
by StroppyChops
Yeah... <ambo_hat> suicides don't cut their own throats, especially not like that. They cut their wrists. </ambo_hat>

Re: Unidentified American Commits Suicide in Golden Sorya Ma

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 8:21 pm
by chkwoot
Geez! That sure doesn't look like a suicide! And 10:30 am is a strange time for a murder there. Poor guy! Thanks for the translation General. Anyone try to recruit PorkyPig yet?

Re: Unidentified American Commits Suicide in Golden Sorya Ma

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 9:01 pm
by badboybubby
not confirmed dead only serious condition taken to calmette from what i can work out...

Re: Unidentified American Commits Suicide in Golden Sorya Ma

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 9:17 pm
by General Mackevili
badboybubby wrote:not confirmed dead only serious condition taken to calmette from what i can work out...
Well, if slitting your throat doesn't kill you, Calmette Hospital will. Image

Re: Unidentified American Commits Suicide in Golden Sorya Ma

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 3:09 am
by OrangeDragon
from a slit throat to russian roulette at calmet on if the dr will be worth a shit or not.