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Everybody was monk-fu fighting

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 7:03 am
by vladimir
Yesterday, toddle off to the riverside for a few beers with a friend,/CIA undercover/covert ops get-together

Pun safety catch is on, minding my own business, chilling with JaapN (oops, there goes his reputation)

Enter stage left: The fake monk,asking for dosh. Jaap and I say no politely, he persists. He gets told to fuck off by both of us.

Things get testy,he is shaking his fist in Jaap's face, and I can see this is not going to end well...

I'm kind of waiting for the Chinese fake monk to throw a punch so we can give him some karma...

The owner's son comes out and tells him to move on. He does.

Then he comes back...more fist-waving, Khmer motodops gathering and also telling him to move on

Closest I or Jaap have come to punching a monk, maybe next time.

Beers with vlad...excitement guaranteed.

Re: Everybody was monk-fu fighting

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 11:34 am
by sigmoid
You might want to find a classier place to drink and maybe choose the indoor seating rather than sitting out by the road.

Re: Everybody was monk-fu fighting

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 11:45 am
by Jaap N.
sigmoid wrote:You might want to find a classier place to drink and maybe choose the indoor seating rather than sitting out by the road.
Why? This is much more fun!

That was really close, his fist was about 10-15 cm from my face. He was really insulted, I think. Wanker. :mrgreen:

Re: Everybody was monk-fu fighting

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 12:32 pm
by Garry.Crabtree
Kung Fu fighting Monk!
I would have punched him but as he's a monk I would feel guilty, so its a no Kendo!!!

Re: Everybody was monk-fu fighting

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 1:49 pm
by vladimir
Yeah, wat was I thinking?

Re: Everybody was monk-fu fighting

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 7:47 pm
by minjita
I entered a pun comp last week'I so wanted to win I had ten attempts.
I really thought I,d win but no pun in ten did.

Re: Everybody was monk-fu fighting

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 8:04 pm
by Mrs Stroppy
That's already been used on here,....

Re: Everybody was monk-fu fighting

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 8:05 pm
by StroppyChops
minjita wrote:I entered a pun comp last week'I so wanted to win I had ten attempts.
I really thought I,d win but no pun in ten did.
https://cambodiaexpatsonline.com/viewtop ... pun#p16598

Re: Everybody was monk-fu fighting

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 8:17 pm
by Kung-fu Hillbilly
That was really close, his fist was about 10-15 cm from my face. He was really insulted, I think. Wanker. :mrgreen
You should have tied his alms together.

Re: Everybody was monk-fu fighting

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 8:27 pm
by vladimir
That pun doesn't merit an answer, I've never hear a dharma reply.

Where is Nirvana when we need her?