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An Australian, an American, a Canadian, a Briton, a Welshman, a Norwegian, a Mexican,

Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2019 10:30 pm
by Anthony's Weiner
An Australian, an American, a Canadian, a Briton, a Welshman, a Norwegian, a Mexican, a Brazilian, a Frenchman...
a South African, a Japenese, a New Zealander, a Papa New Guinean, an Irishman, an Italian, a Scandinavian, a German, an Austrian, an Arabian, a Syrian, a Hungarian, a Russian, an Indian and a Spaniard all walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Sorry, but we can't serve you without a Thai."

Re: An Australian, an American, a Canadian, a Briton, a Welshman, a Norwegian, a Mexican,

Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2019 11:27 pm
by Sidewalker
You forgot the Jewish, the Dutch, the Belgian, the Columbian, etc, etc. :beer3:

Re: An Australian, an American, a Canadian, a Briton, a Welshman, a Norwegian, a Mexican,

Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2019 11:55 pm
by fax
I thought it was another immigration roundup thread.

Re: An Australian, an American, a Canadian, a Briton, a Welshman, a Norwegian, a Mexican,

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 1:54 am
by Cowshed Cowboy
The Scotsman got his beer in before they arrived. snooze you lose. :beer3:

Re: An Australian, an American, a Canadian, a Briton, a Welshman, a Norwegian, a Mexican,

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 10:26 am
by Clutch Cargo
For some inexplicable reason it made me think of this..

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Re: An Australian, an American, a Canadian, a Briton, a Welshman, a Norwegian, a Mexican,

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 12:15 pm
by davegorman
A sandwich walks into a bar.
Barman says “Sorry, we don’t serve food”.

Re: An Australian, an American, a Canadian, a Briton, a Welshman, a Norwegian, a Mexican,

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 1:22 pm
by Artisan

Re: An Australian, an American, a Canadian, a Briton, a Welshman, a Norwegian, a Mexican,

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 1:36 pm
by Anthony's Weiner
A man walks into a bar with a monkey.

The bartender asks "hey man, what's with the monkey?"

The man replies "watch this!"
The man then slaps the monkey and then the monkey starts blowing him.

"Wow that's pretty cool" says the bartender.

"You wanna try?" asks the man.

The bartender says "yeah sure! ... Just don't slap me so hard."

Re: An Australian, an American, a Canadian, a Briton, a Welshman, a Norwegian, a Mexican,

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 9:07 pm
by fax
fax walks into a bar

Mod edit: Take a week off

Re: An Australian, an American, a Canadian, a Briton, a Welshman, a Norwegian, a Mexican,

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 10:35 pm
by General Mackevili
^Not a real mod edit. Grrrr