An Australian, an American, a Canadian, a Briton, a Welshman, a Norwegian, a Mexican,

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An Australian, an American, a Canadian, a Briton, a Welshman, a Norwegian, a Mexican,

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An Australian, an American, a Canadian, a Briton, a Welshman, a Norwegian, a Mexican, a Brazilian, a Frenchman...
a South African, a Japenese, a New Zealander, a Papa New Guinean, an Irishman, an Italian, a Scandinavian, a German, an Austrian, an Arabian, a Syrian, a Hungarian, a Russian, an Indian and a Spaniard all walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Sorry, but we can't serve you without a Thai."
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Re: An Australian, an American, a Canadian, a Briton, a Welshman, a Norwegian, a Mexican,

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You forgot the Jewish, the Dutch, the Belgian, the Columbian, etc, etc. :beer3:
There are people who cannot imagine that there are other ways of life than their own life. :facepalm:
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I thought it was another immigration roundup thread.
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The Scotsman got his beer in before they arrived. snooze you lose. :beer3:
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For some inexplicable reason it made me think of this..

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A sandwich walks into a bar.
Barman says “Sorry, we don’t serve food”.
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A man walks into a bar with a monkey.

The bartender asks "hey man, what's with the monkey?"

The man replies "watch this!"
The man then slaps the monkey and then the monkey starts blowing him.

"Wow that's pretty cool" says the bartender.

"You wanna try?" asks the man.

The bartender says "yeah sure! ... Just don't slap me so hard."
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Re: An Australian, an American, a Canadian, a Briton, a Welshman, a Norwegian, a Mexican,

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fax walks into a bar

Mod edit: Take a week off
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^Not a real mod edit. Grrrr
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