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Pattaya rule 3

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 5:57 pm
by phuketrichard
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Re: Pattaya rule 3

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 6:06 pm
by General Mackevili
Jesus, if that's all the way down at #3, I think we need to know numbers 1 and 2 as well.

Re: Pattaya rule 3

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 6:11 pm
by pczz
They are smarter in Samui. One told me she would come for free. in the morning she asked for money. I said (wtf you said you come for free" and her reply was "yes but you have to pay me to go" :facepalm:

Re: Pattaya rule 3

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 6:26 pm
by frank lee bent
i would have thought that would rate about #6 in the predator/prey ratios

Re: Pattaya rule 3

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:48 pm
by phuketrichard
pczz wrote: Wed Feb 07, 2018 6:11 pm They are smarter in Samui. One told me she would come for free. in the morning she asked for money. I said (wtf you said you come for free" and her reply was "yes but you have to pay me to go" :facepalm:
that joke is older than you :beer3:

Re: Pattaya rule 3

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 8:04 pm
by Duncan
phuketrichard wrote: Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:48 pm
pczz wrote: Wed Feb 07, 2018 6:11 pm They are smarter in Samui. One told me she would come for free. in the morning she asked for money. I said (wtf you said you come for free" and her reply was "yes but you have to pay me to go" :facepalm:
that joke is older than you :beer3:
That's a old Thailand joke and Cambodia is just 20 years behind.

Re: Pattaya rule 3

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:02 pm
by pczz
phuketrichard wrote: Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:48 pm
pczz wrote: Wed Feb 07, 2018 6:11 pm They are smarter in Samui. One told me she would come for free. in the morning she asked for money. I said (wtf you said you come for free" and her reply was "yes but you have to pay me to go" :facepalm:
that joke is older than you :beer3:
But it is true. I have never heard it before, glad I am not the only one who fell fo it. I thought it was cleaver so I gave her a tip :hattip:

Re: Pattaya rule 3

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:20 pm
by phuketrichard
pczz wrote: Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:02 pm
phuketrichard wrote: Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:48 pm
pczz wrote: Wed Feb 07, 2018 6:11 pm They are smarter in Samui. One told me she would come for free. in the morning she asked for money. I said (wtf you said you come for free" and her reply was "yes but you have to pay me to go" :facepalm:
that joke is older than you :beer3:
But it is true. I have never heard it before, glad I am not the only one who fell fo it. I thought it was cleaver so I gave her a tip :hattip:
:facepalm:
no, you paid her to leave..... :plus1:



The harlot hounded harlequin
As he eyed her with mistrust
I still call it love, he said
You don't even call it lust

They calmly talked it over
And agreed to disagree
He maintained her love was priceless
She maintained her love was free

She asked him, "Baby, would you like to come with me?"
The money's just for the room, babe
The love is free

You need wings to get to heaven
Oh, to hell, you just need balls
It's a very rough trip
There ain't no place to fall

Re: Pattaya rule 3

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:28 pm
by AndyKK
phuketrichard wrote: Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:20 pm
pczz wrote: Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:02 pm
phuketrichard wrote: Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:48 pm
pczz wrote: Wed Feb 07, 2018 6:11 pm They are smarter in Samui. One told me she would come for free. in the morning she asked for money. I said (wtf you said you come for free" and her reply was "yes but you have to pay me to go" :facepalm:
that joke is older than you :beer3:
But it is true. I have never heard it before, glad I am not the only one who fell fo it. I thought it was cleaver so I gave her a tip :hattip:
:facepalm:
no,you paid her to leave..... :plus1:
No! It's only words "her". You paid HIM to leave.

Re: Pattaya rule 3

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:36 pm
by pczz
AndyKK wrote: Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:28 pm
phuketrichard wrote: Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:20 pm
pczz wrote: Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:02 pm
phuketrichard wrote: Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:48 pm
pczz wrote: Wed Feb 07, 2018 6:11 pm They are smarter in Samui. One told me she would come for free. in the morning she asked for money. I said (wtf you said you come for free" and her reply was "yes but you have to pay me to go" :facepalm:
that joke is older than you :beer3:
But it is true. I have never heard it before, glad I am not the only one who fell fo it. I thought it was cleaver so I gave her a tip :hattip:
:facepalm:
no,you paid her to leave..... :plus1:
No! It's only words "her". You paid HIM to leave.
Definitley a girl. I was young and inccoent and fresh off the boat but she was too chubby and short to be a ladyboy. pattaya rule #x if its short and chubby and wearing flat shoes its probably not a a ladyboy... :stir: