Naked masturbating German arrested on electric unicycle.

[CEOCambodiaNews]

Another one for the "you can't make this up" thread.

Naked German man arrested while masturbating and riding electric unicycle in Pattaya
September 13, 2017

- A German tourist wearing only shoes and a helmet and identified by police as “Mr. A” was arrested late last night for nude cycling while masturbating in front of tourists.

Apparently, the lewd display by the 56-year-old man happened on several streets in downtown Pattaya before he finally stopped with the intention of completing his act of self-love on Khao Phra Tamnak Road.
People nearby that saw the strange act called police who quickly found the man in Bang Lamung district at 10:30pm and detained him at Pattaya Police Station.

He is still in custody since he was unable to show any ID when arrested. Police are trying to identify and charge him.
https://coconuts.co/bangkok/news/naked- ... e-pattaya/

[StroppyChops]

I can't even.

[boozyoldman]

A brilliant and compelling headline

[Cruisemonkey]

I'm glad to see he was smart enough to wear a helmet... safety first!

[MikeMike58]

Mein Gott!!! There once was a man named Helmut
who liked to stroke his wiener in public
The tourists were shocked
when Helmut unsocked!
Loudly they screamed
this must be a bad dream!
Nein! yelled Helmut
still wearing his helmet.
I'm just another meth head
and will soon be dead!
The coppers came quickly
to tame his dastardly dickie
but not before Helmut came quicker.

That's really awful. I'll think I'll give up my dreams of being a poet.

[Cruisemonkey]

I hope you have a 'day job'.

[Jamie_Lambo]

haha what a guy, not only can he ride a unicycle, he can do it whilst wacking one off, thats talent right there!

[Cam Nivag]

Always Germans.

[theghost]

Why not ban these east european sickos before they enter the country

[Jamie_Lambo]

Why not ban these east european sickos before they enter the country

Germany isnt East European