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Why you should be depressed - Bacon is BAD.
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 2:03 am
by Anchor Moy
Just in case you were feeling cheerful and are not depressed enough already : Bacon and processed meats definitely cause cancer ! Well shit.
And so does red meat, but not quite so much. Smoking is even worse. I do all this already so maybe I should also take up drink and drugs ? Anything else ?
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style ... 09266.html
(GM, You need also need a smiley that smokes while eating bacon. )
Re: Why you should be depressed - Bacon is BAD.
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 8:53 am
by Jamie_Lambo
every morning on GMTV they used to spout out some bullshit like this, i gave up paying attention when they came out with something like... eating an apple every day increases your risk of gettting cancer.... i cant even
Re: Why you should be depressed - Bacon is BAD.
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 9:53 am
by SinnSisamouth
If you read the article it doesn't say it's bad per se.
Scaremongering crap.
Or at least I hope not...
Re: Why you should be depressed - Bacon is BAD.
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 11:58 am
by Anchor Moy
Yes, the headlines scream that your next BLT will kill you, but when you get down to the nitty-gritty it's something like "if you eat 5 rashes of bacon every day for 50 years, smoke bongs, and play blindfold in the middle of the road after dark" then your life expectency may decrease by .0001.
I've stopped playing on the road, so things are looking up.
Hope you enjoyed that sandwich SS. That lettuce leaf looks very healthy. Lol.
Re: Why you should be depressed - Bacon is BAD.
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 12:51 pm
by Jaap N.
Re: Why you should be depressed - Bacon is BAD.
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 1:19 pm
by vladimir
Sex causes death.
Re: Why you should be depressed - Bacon is BAD.
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 4:20 pm
by SinnSisamouth
The Daily Mail list of things that'll give you cancer.
http://www.anorak.co.uk/288298/scare-st ... to-z.html/
Basically everything apart from sex.
Oh and I don't like lettuce. Pointless "food" so I remove it. Garnish gash.
Re: Why you should be depressed - Bacon is BAD.
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 5:07 pm
by kiwiincambodia
vladimir wrote:Sex causes death.
Re: Why you should be depressed - Bacon is BAD.
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 6:27 pm
by vladimir
SinnSisamouth wrote:The Daily Mail list of things that'll give you cancer.
Basically everything apart from sex.
The Daily Schmail forgot cervical cancer.
Re: Why you should be depressed - Bacon is BAD.
Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2015 9:54 am
by Anchor Moy
It's ok, you can go back to eating bacon. It was all a WHO-Islamic conspiracy to stop people eating pork. In fact, you should eat lots of it:
http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/t ... ZJLDa_0B_l
I can see the day when eating bacon will become a patriotic duty.
Die of heart disease - that will show those Islamo-fascists a thing or two.( And gives a fine epitaph: "He died eating for democracy.")
