'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'
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'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'
Cookin' MCs like a pound o'bacon
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Re: 'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'
Very rare injury - it's not actually designed to be folded in half.
Bodge: This ain't Kansas, and the neighbours ate Toto!
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Re: 'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'
So your saying I do have a talent. Excellent I always thought I didn't have one.
Re: 'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'
Is June 4, the new April 1st?
I call , pics or it didn't happen
I call , pics or it didn't happen
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Re: 'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'
Not this particular penis, but knock yourself out: sick photosJaap N. wrote:Is June 4, the new April 1st?
I call , pics or it didn't happen
Bodge: This ain't Kansas, and the neighbours ate Toto!
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Re: 'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'
A friend that worked for me did it back in the 80s banging his best friend's girl (served him right). She was on top, it popped out, and she came down on it. He said that he woke up and it was black, huge, and hurt like Hell. He thought he had gotten a transplant ! At the hospital nurses were treating it roughly and he was in agony. As soon a male doctor saw it, he finally got some sympathy and the 1st thing out of his mouth was: "OMG, what are you doing ? Be gentle with it & get some Morphine for this man immediately" ! All the little capillaries had burst and he underwent a couple rounds of micro-surgery.
Re: 'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'
Thanks for that, hm no puking smiley?StroppyChops wrote:Not this particular penis, but knock yourself out: sick photosJaap N. wrote:Is June 4, the new April 1st?
I call , pics or it didn't happen
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Re: 'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'
Jaap N. wrote:Thanks for that, hm no puking smiley?StroppyChops wrote:Not this particular penis, but knock yourself out: sick photosJaap N. wrote:Is June 4, the new April 1st?
I call , pics or it didn't happen
Bodge: This ain't Kansas, and the neighbours ate Toto!
Re: 'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'
Yes, time to visit an opticianStroppyChops wrote:Jaap N. wrote:Thanks for that, hm no puking smiley?StroppyChops wrote:Not this particular penis, but knock yourself out: sick photosJaap N. wrote:Is June 4, the new April 1st?
I call , pics or it didn't happen
(tbh, I was looking for a similar one some other forum (with and unforgettable name I can't quite remember just now) is using.
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