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5 things you don't know about strippers...until you are one.

Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2015 12:54 am
by Anchor Moy
Always wondered what it's like to be a stripper ? Here's everthing you wanted to know (or maybe didn't want to know):
:facepalm:
http://www.cracked.com/article_20292_5- ... e-one.html
#5. The Customers Can Be Dangerous...
#2. For Many Clients, It's a Form of Therapy
And more questions:
...But ... why is it hilarious? Again, why do so many fathers wake up in a cold sweat at the thought of their daughter doing this kind of work? "Because men treat strippers like shit! You said so earlier!" Right, but why? See, we've done a few articles on sex workers and porn stars (including a woman who has sex with a ventriloquist dummy on camera) and we keep coming to the same conclusion:

A) The demand for these people's services is enormous;

B) The vast majority of us partake in some form or another (by consuming porn, if nothing else);

C) They thus fulfill a basic need in a way that the world would sorely miss if they stopped; and

D) We fucking hate them for it. Like, to the point of violence.

Why? We're honestly asking. Someone let us know.

Re: 5 things you don't know about strippers...until you are

Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2015 8:02 am
by vladimir
Oooh, 'sent her gifts against her wishes'

Yeah, I bet that's a huge complaint.

Take your Ferrari back, you scumbag!