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'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 1:13 pm
by Kampong Spooner

Re: 'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 1:25 pm
by Jerry Atrick
Crybaby. . .

Re: 'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 1:29 pm
by StroppyChops
Very rare injury - it's not actually designed to be folded in half.

Re: 'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 1:36 pm
by kiwiincambodia
So your saying I do have a talent. Excellent I always thought I didn't have one.

Re: 'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 1:43 pm
by Jaap N.
Is June 4, the new April 1st?
I call bs, pics or it didn't happen :stir:

Re: 'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 1:45 pm
by StroppyChops
Jaap N. wrote:Is June 4, the new April 1st?
I call bs, pics or it didn't happen :stir:
Not this particular penis, but knock yourself out: sick photos

Re: 'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 1:46 pm
by wackyjacky
A friend that worked for me did it back in the 80s banging his best friend's girl (served him right). She was on top, it popped out, and she came down on it. He said that he woke up and it was black, huge, and hurt like Hell. He thought he had gotten a transplant ! At the hospital nurses were treating it roughly and he was in agony. As soon a male doctor saw it, he finally got some sympathy and the 1st thing out of his mouth was: "OMG, what are you doing ? Be gentle with it & get some Morphine for this man immediately" ! All the little capillaries had burst and he underwent a couple rounds of micro-surgery.

Re: 'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 1:48 pm
by Jaap N.
StroppyChops wrote:
Jaap N. wrote:Is June 4, the new April 1st?
I call bs, pics or it didn't happen :stir:
Not this particular penis, but knock yourself out: sick photos
Thanks for that, hm no puking smiley?

Re: 'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 1:54 pm
by StroppyChops
Jaap N. wrote:
StroppyChops wrote:
Jaap N. wrote:Is June 4, the new April 1st?
I call bs, pics or it didn't happen :stir:
Not this particular penis, but knock yourself out: sick photos
Thanks for that, hm no puking smiley?
:bad:

Re: 'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 1:59 pm
by Jaap N.
StroppyChops wrote:
Jaap N. wrote:
StroppyChops wrote:
Jaap N. wrote:Is June 4, the new April 1st?
I call bs, pics or it didn't happen :stir:
Not this particular penis, but knock yourself out: sick photos
Thanks for that, hm no puking smiley?
:bad:
Yes, time to visit an optician
(tbh, I was looking for a similar one some other forum (with and unforgettable name I can't quite remember just now) is using. :mrgreen: