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Post by dagenham » Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:17 am

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Where is the tolerance these days? Are camels any better looking?
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Post by General Mackevili » Mon Aug 18, 2014 12:39 pm

I will soon be seeing nothing but camels.....
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Post by dagenham » Mon Aug 18, 2014 12:54 pm

General Mackevili wrote:I will soon be seeing nothing but camels.....
Brother from another planet...all those genital piercings of yours may spell disaster for you over there...I would get de-metalized before setting foot in the land of vice and freedom...not...
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Post by Milord » Mon Aug 18, 2014 3:05 pm

General Mackevili wrote:I will soon be seeing nothing but camels.....
You mean like ... dating ... dem camels ?

Is there a camel dating web site ? It's good to experience the local customs ... I guess. ;)
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Post by dagenham » Mon Aug 18, 2014 7:34 pm

What's it like to live in mortal fear of powerful magnets? the power of attraction...indeed...
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Post by vladimir » Sun Aug 24, 2014 11:22 am

Milord wrote:Is there a camel dating web site ? It's good to experience the local customs ... I guess. ;)
Yes, and for dromedaries you get 2 pre-marital humps.
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Post by Mrs Stroppy » Mon Aug 25, 2014 12:44 am

Nice pun Vlad
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Post by 4000islandsguy » Thu Aug 28, 2014 9:21 pm

General Mackevili wrote:I will soon be seeing nothing but camels.....
So there will be no appreciable difference in your own chosen lifestyle. I respect that!
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Post by Username Taken » Thu Aug 28, 2014 9:40 pm

vladimir wrote:
Milord wrote:Is there a camel dating web site ? It's good to experience the local customs ... I guess. ;)
Yes, and for dromedaries you get 2 pre-marital humps.
Mrs Stroppy wrote:Nice pun Vlad
Fail, Mrs Stroppy! :facepalm:

That was no pun. Check it out for yourself http://dromedarydating.com.eg

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General Mac, you might want to bookmark that one.
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Post by Milord » Fri Aug 29, 2014 3:04 am

dating of camel clashes with Bible
“He loaded ten of Abraham’s camels with all kinds of expensive gifts,” we’re told in Genesis.

Unfortunately, archaeologists at Tel Aviv University have used radiocarbon dating to reveal an anachronism: Camels were not domesticated in the southern Levant until 900 B.C.

“The introduction of the camel to our region was a very important economic and social development,” says Erez Ben-Yosef, who specializes in archaeometallurgy. “By analyzing archaeological evidence from the copper production sites of the Aravah Valley, we were able to estimate the date of this event in terms of decades rather than centuries.”

Abraham and other the other patriarchs of the Old Testament lived from about 2,000 to 1,500 B.C.
This means that although the Bible stories may have been part of an oral tradition, they were not written down until the domestication of the camel.

Abraham probably relied on the good-old donkey or mule.
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