The Huffington Post By David Moye
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Posted: 10/29/2013 3:42 pm EDT Updated: 10/29/2013 3:46 pm
"A man in Jiaxing, China, was supposedly so depressed by his lacking love life that in a moment of desperation, he cut off his penis, the Mirror reported.
Shortly after his amateur amputation, 26-year-old Yang Hu had second thoughts and quickly got to a hospital in hopes of getting his sex organ reattached.
Actually "quickly" is the wrong word since he went to the hospital by riding his bicycle. To make matters worse -- as if that's possible -- he actually forgot to bring his chopped-off penis with him, requiring him to ride his bike back to the home, the Daily Star reported.
When he returned with his dismembered organ, the doctors gave him some bad news: Because Yang's penis had been without blood for too long, it would be impossible to reattach, HuffPost UK reported.
As grotesque as Yang's self-inflicted injuries may be, penis manglings are surprisingly common.
In September, Gentil Ramirez, of Gigante, Colombia, took so much Viagra (the erectile dysfunction medication) that he ended up needing surgery on his penis, which was inflamed, fractured, and infected with gangrene.
While multiple media outlets initially reported that the 66-year-old's penis was amputated, Ramirez told reporters that his manhood is still intact.
In June, police in Ypslanti, Mich., found a naked man who was bloody after ripping off a part of his penis during a drug-fueled craze.
In April, jurors in Orange County, California, found Catherine Kieu guilty of torture and aggravated mayhem for a July 2011 attack on her estranged husband where she cut off his penis and tossed it in the garbage."
Check out the BAD SEX photo collage in the link.
JesusAnchor Moy wrote:The chances that cutting off your dick will improve your lovelife are ...
Und die laufen vom Gesicht
Doch der Haifisch lebt im Wasser
So die Tränen sieht man nicht
In der Tiefe ist es einsam
Und so manche Träne fliesst
Und so kommt es dass das Wasser
In den Meeren salzig ist
So this explains your love woes Queen Dick!Francis wrote:JesusAnchor Moy wrote:The chances that cutting off your dick will improve your lovelife are ...
It's hard for me to understand why a man possessing such acute critical thinking like Yang Hu, could possibly be unattached.Anchor Moy wrote:The chances that cutting off your dick will improve your lovelife are ...
wackyjacky wrote:It's hard for me to understand why a man possessing such acute critical thinking like Yang Hu, could possibly be unattached.
What do you mean that he's "unattached" ???
You can't get more unattached than cutting off your dick, then forgeting to take it to the hospital to get it reattached...
Seems to prove the old theory that man who cuts off dick, loses brain.
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Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it
But now and then I go to a party
And the next the morning, I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it
First I looked around my apartment
And I couldn't find it
So I called up the place where the party was
They hadn't seen it either
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time
So I told them if it pops up to let me know
I called a few people who were at the party
But they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate
I really don't like being without my penis for too long
It makes me feel like less of a man
And I really hate to having to sit down
Every time I take a leak
After a few hours of searching the house
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast
Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it
I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17
I took it home, washed it off
And put it back on
I was happy again, complete
People sometimes tell me
I should get it permanently attached but I don't know
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis
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