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Barber says: "you'll need a condom after I cut your hair...trust me"

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:23 pm
by clutchcargo
So he gives you one for free with his business card. :thumb:

There's only one, small...actually, two tiny problems.. :facepalm:



A 23-year-old barber stapled condoms to his business cards, but people were quick to point out a major flaw

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There’s something not quite right here.

  • A 23-year-old barber from Texas started handing out condoms along with his business cards.
  • But he was stapling the two items together – puncturing holes in the condoms.
  • He shared his business plan on Twitter, but users were quick to point out his mistake.

A 23-year-old barber from Texas thought he was on to something when he started attaching condoms to his business cards – but there was a major flaw.

On Sunday, Twitter user Jake Gamez shared photos of one of the cards for FadeAway Barbershop stapled to a condom

jake gamezπŸπŸ’ˆ
@gamezjakee
Gotta include one of these with every card! You’re going to need it after I cut your hair πŸ’ˆπŸ₯‡Trust me πŸ™ŒπŸΌ

Twitter users, however, were quick to point out his mistake – by stapling the card to the condom, he had poked holes in them, rendering them useless.

alexis ☺︎
@DUMBBITCHJUlCE
ummm are we just gonna ignore the staple in the middle of the condom orrr

a.
@amvnda_trvn
But... the hole... from the staple...???

meta-man
@LameHarden
Wait

noush
@anouskamoss_
This man ain’t dumb, he’s gonna be cutting their kids hair too and doubling his profits

Jalen Hurts Stan Account
@Michael2Wallace
Somebody gonna tell him?

A Twitter moment asked, β€œWere these free condoms a mistake or a cheeky business plan?”

Mistake or not, the tweet has certainly drawn attention to his business.

Gamez retweeted some of the responses to his initial tweet and shared a photo of some of his work to his new fans.

β€œThank you all for being here,” he wrote. β€œTruly an honour.”


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Re: Barber says: "you'll need a condom after I cut your hair...trust me"

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:49 pm
by Brody
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Re: Barber says: "you'll need a condom after I cut your hair...trust me"

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:18 am
by Duncan
Brody wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:49 pm
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The guy is not a dumbass,, he's a smart businessman, Just look at all the free advertising he got .

Re: Barber says: "you'll need a condom after I cut your hair...trust me"

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:37 am
by clutchcargo
I wonder if any of his customers will be dumbass and actually use it? :crazy:

Re: Barber says: "you'll need a condom after I cut your hair...trust me"

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:38 am
by Brody
Duncan wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:18 am
Brody wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:49 pm
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The guy is not a dumbass,, he's a smart businessman, Just look at all the free advertising he got .
Free bad advertising.

But I guess as P.T. Barnum said, "There's no such thing as bad publicity."

You go right ahead Duncan, as for me, I don't really want a guy whipping around my head with a pair of shears and a straight razor, who doesn't have the presence of mind to understand the complications involved with stapling through the middle of a condom. :thumb:

Re: Barber says: "you'll need a condom after I cut your hair...trust me"

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:50 am
by Duncan
Brody wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:38 am
Duncan wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:18 am
Brody wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:49 pm
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The guy is not a dumbass,, he's a smart businessman, Just look at all the free advertising he got .
Free bad advertising.

But I guess as P.T. Barnum said, "There's no such thing as bad publicity."

You go right ahead Duncan, as for me, I don't really want a guy whipping around my head with a pair of shears and a straight razor, who doesn't have the presence of mind to understand the complications involved with stapling through the middle of a condom. :thumb:

But if he was a smart businessman he would not be cutting hair.. You employ people to do that manual work. Chances are your hair would be cut by a professional hairdresser.

Re: Barber says: "you'll need a condom after I cut your hair...trust me"

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2019 10:48 am
by Brody
Duncan wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:50 am
If he was a smart businessman he would not be cutting hair..
Duncan you're giving me a fucking headache.

You just said:

Duncan wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:50 am
The guy is not a dumbass,, he's a smart businessman

Are you deliberately being obtuse?

The title of the OP says "Barber says..."

It's his business and he's the barber.

Re: Barber says: "you'll need a condom after I cut your hair...trust me"

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:08 am
by Duncan
Brody wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 14, 2019 10:48 am
Duncan wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:50 am
If he was a smart businessman he would not be cutting hair..
Duncan you're giving me a fucking headache.

You just said:

Duncan wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:50 am
The guy is not a dumbass,, he's a smart businessman

Are you deliberately being obtuse?

The title of the OP says "Barber says..."

It's his business and he's the barber.

What a Barber says ,,, maybe not what the Barber does.

Re: Barber says: "you'll need a condom after I cut your hair...trust me"

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:26 am
by Kayve
He invested a lot in Marketing, that's top notch quality condom here. :bow:

Re: Barber says: "you'll need a condom after I cut your hair...trust me"

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:39 am
by Brody
Duncan wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:08 am
Brody wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 14, 2019 10:48 am
Duncan wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:50 am
If he was a smart businessman he would not be cutting hair..
Duncan you're giving me a fucking headache.

You just said:

Duncan wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:50 am
The guy is not a dumbass,, he's a smart businessman

Are you deliberately being obtuse?

The title of the OP says "Barber says..."

It's his business and he's the barber.

What a Barber says ,,, maybe not what the Barber does.
Yeah, "maybe".

and if I concentrate reeeeeeeeeal hard...maybe I could shit gold bullion.

First you say he "IS" a smart businessman.

Then you say "IF" he was a smart businessman.

Now you're saying "MAYBE".

Stop backpedaling and admit that I am right, as I always am, and lets end this circuitous parrying of wits, which you are ill equipped to engage in.