Improve your insults, thou artless hedge-born miscreants

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Improve your insults, thou artless hedge-born miscreants

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I know we're not supposed to compare CEO and TOF, so this is probably skirting the outer limits a little.

One thing I'd say for TOF is that it had (past-tense) some really talented insulters. CEO members tend to be lacking in this area - don't hate me, it's true - but as soon as a few members have had an early amber dinner they suddenly think they're the Shakespeare of insults.

I thought I'd leave this here to help out a little, thou yeasty pottle-deep mammets!

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StroppyChops wrote:I know we're not supposed to compare CEO and TOF
You muscle-brane'd oaf, do you imagine them disjoint sets?

In jest, fin
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finbar wrote: Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:48 pm
StroppyChops wrote:I know we're not supposed to compare CEO and TOF
You muscle-brained oaf, do you imagine them disjoint sets?

In jest, fin
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StroppyChops wrote: Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:40 pm I know we're not supposed to

We are not supposed to name call, at all. Apparently.

There is a famous insult that John Adams hurled at Alexander Hamilton. He called him an 'insolent coxcomb'.

One evening, 2 or three Highballs in, being cheeky and quite full of myself I decided to use that particular sobriquet upon our own That Genius, whilst in the midst of a heated badinage.

It was edited out by some misguidedly forthright mod. I am still mildly disturbed by that, to this day.

So, gentlemen, think long and hard about appending insults on CEO, Shakespearean or otherwise.
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Brody wrote: Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:03 pm
StroppyChops wrote: Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:40 pm I know we're not supposed to

We are not supposed to name call, at all. Apparently.

There is a famous insult that John Adams hurled at Alexander Hamilton. He called him an 'insolent coxcomb'.

One evening, 2 or three Highballs in, being cheeky and quite full of myself I decided to use that particular sobriquet upon our own That Genius, whilst in the midst of a heated badinage.

It was edited out by some misguidedly forthright mod. I am still mildly disturbed by that, to this day.

So, gentlemen, think long and hard about appending insults on CEO, Shakespearean or otherwise.
Of course, it could always be just you that's not permitted to hurl insults! :D Kidding. It was probably the protracted nature of said badinage ... varlot.
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StroppyChops wrote: Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:40 pm I know we're not supposed to compare CEO and TOF, so this is probably skirting the outer limits a little.

One thing I'd say for TOF is that it had (past-tense) some really talented insulters. CEO members tend to be lacking in this area - don't hate me, it's true - but as soon as a few members have had an early amber dinner they suddenly think they're the Shakespeare of insults.

I thought I'd leave this here to help out a little, thou yeasty pottle-deep mammets!

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Brody wrote: Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:03 pm
StroppyChops wrote: Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:40 pm I know we're not supposed to

We are not supposed to name call, at all. Apparently.

There is a famous insult that John Adams hurled at Alexander Hamilton. He called him an 'insolent coxcomb'.

One evening, 2 or three Highballs in, being cheeky and quite full of myself I decided to use that particular sobriquet upon our own That Genius, whilst in the midst of a heated badinage.

It was edited out by some misguidedly forthright mod. I am still mildly disturbed by that, to this day.

So, gentlemen, think long and hard about appending insults on CEO, Shakespearean or otherwise.
is it possible that the moderator merely lost patience with the emasculated mass of inanity that Vlad and you had concocted? :hattip:
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Fuck that.

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StroppyChops wrote: Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:40 pm I know we're not supposed to compare CEO and TOF, so this is probably skirting the outer limits a little.

One thing I'd say for TOF is that it had (past-tense) some really talented insulters. CEO members tend to be lacking in this area - don't hate me, it's true - but as soon as a few members have had an early amber dinner they suddenly think they're the Shakespeare of insults.

I thought I'd leave this here to help out a little, thou yeasty pottle-deep mammets!

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Good stuff mate :)

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I recall the over-the-top attacking of andyinasia by "Cambod" some years ago on TOF. He then opened his own competing forum that was supposed to be LESS restrictive than 440, only to turn it into a "safe space" for those snowflakes here who can't cope.

"Oh PLEASE Gen. Mac, don't let the naughty posters turn CEO into K440 with the meanie shagnasties posting words that make baby Jesus cry and hurt my little feelings."
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