Moving to Mexico!
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Moving to Mexico!
Dear Mr. Obama, Senate and Congress:
I’m planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.
We’re planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and we’ll need your help to make a few arrangements.
We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.
I’m sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, the President of Mexico , that I’m on my way over?
Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking Government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. Please print all Mexican Government forms in English.
4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.
5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.
7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver’s license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but I don’t plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won’t make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my housetop, put U.S. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. �I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.
14. I want to receive free food stamps.
15. Naturally, I’ll expect free rent subsidies.
16. I’ll need income tax credits so that although I don’t pay Mexican taxes, I’ll receive money from the government.
17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Government pays $4,500.00 to help me buy a new car.
18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I’ll get a monthly income in retirement.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all of his people who walk over to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that the President of Mexico won’t mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
I’m planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.
We’re planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and we’ll need your help to make a few arrangements.
We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.
I’m sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, the President of Mexico , that I’m on my way over?
Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking Government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. Please print all Mexican Government forms in English.
4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.
5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.
7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver’s license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but I don’t plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won’t make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my housetop, put U.S. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. �I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.
14. I want to receive free food stamps.
15. Naturally, I’ll expect free rent subsidies.
16. I’ll need income tax credits so that although I don’t pay Mexican taxes, I’ll receive money from the government.
17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Government pays $4,500.00 to help me buy a new car.
18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I’ll get a monthly income in retirement.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all of his people who walk over to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that the President of Mexico won’t mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
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Re: Moving to Mexico!
America, a country of immigrants who hate any immigrants who come later... especially if they're the immigrants a 3rd of America was stolen from in the first place.
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Re: Moving to Mexico!
#1 we didnt have a welfare state during that eraOrangeDragon wrote:America, a country of immigrants who hate any immigrants who come later... especially if they're the immigrants a 3rd of America was stolen from in the first place.
#2 they came legally
#4 they learned the language and culture.
#5 we arent talking boats of a couple of thousand coming to ellis island we are talking millions upon millions of 3rd worlders from countries that make Somalia look like Disney World.
#6 its being done on purpose...for reason...well you figure it out.
Thats all...im right....boats full.
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Re: Moving to Mexico!
I think you might have missed the point there, 'Chief'.The Add Jay wrote:#1 we didnt have a welfare state during that eraOrangeDragon wrote:America, a country of immigrants who hate any immigrants who come later... especially if they're the immigrants a 3rd of America was stolen from in the first place.
#2 they came legally
#4 they learned the language and culture.
#5 we arent talking boats of a couple of thousand coming to ellis island we are talking millions upon millions of 3rd worlders from countries that make Somalia look like Disney World.
#6 its being done on purpose...for reason...well you figure it out.
Thats all...im right....boats full.
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Re: Moving to Mexico!
#1: We stole most of the southwest FROM mexico, via illegal immigration in fact. Now we're mad they want to live in it.The Add Jay wrote:#1 we didnt have a welfare state during that eraOrangeDragon wrote:America, a country of immigrants who hate any immigrants who come later... especially if they're the immigrants a 3rd of America was stolen from in the first place.
#2 they came legally
#4 they learned the language and culture.
#5 we arent talking boats of a couple of thousand coming to ellis island we are talking millions upon millions of 3rd worlders from countries that make Somalia look like Disney World.
#6 its being done on purpose...for reason...well you figure it out.
Thats all...im right....boats full.
#2: The whole concept of Thanksgiving is based around the actions of "state" welfare isn't it?
#3: Was clearly abducted by chemtrail spraying reptilian agents of the illuminati.
#4: As would these individuals if given time... especially since most of them are children without family.
#5: As a percentage of the population we're talking about MUCH smaller numbers.
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Re: Moving to Mexico!
I propose a 20 kilometer kill zone from the Mexican border northward. Anyone or anything in the kill zone, whether it be animal, human, or Mexican found in the zone is fair game to be taken down with deadly force. Put a bounty on anything in the kill zone, like a $5 per pelt for everything shot there. Of course, children should be less, maybe $2.50.
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Re: Moving to Mexico!
I am in! I hope Sailorman wouldn't mind me borrowing one of his AKs so I can 'protect and serve.'nightmare.believer wrote:I propose a 20 kilometer kill zone from the Mexican border northward. Anyone or anything in the kill zone, whether it be animal, human, or Mexican found in the zone is fair game to be taken down with deadly force. Put a bounty on anything in the kill zone, like a $5 per pelt for everything shot there. Of course, children should be less, maybe $2.50.
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Re: Moving to Mexico!
I actually thought that the OP was really moving to Mexico.
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Re: Moving to Mexico!
im a bit confused are you a female?Joon wrote:I actually thought that the OP was really moving to Mexico.
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