Cambodia Expats Online: Forum | News | Information | Blog

i go around whoring but only on this forum,
I ain't frontin I got no motherfuckin quorum.
Been out whorin for so long I sang the same song
I grew up in the host bars and my ego's so large
and about as "respectable as some fuckin farce.

I be kickin like some flyin chicken who
copulated with Colonel Sander Dickens.

Went with a whore and got ripped off,
lost my viagra so shawty was soft.

If I can never get it again the time bomb is tickin.
like the crabs on my dick that i be flickin

jim lahey is my homie he doesnt want to know me,

like the girls on the hill i pretend not to meet,

The shit I spit is legit and if LP (lonely planet) comes for it

i am an OG so don’t even need to sweat
how they spit it you ya'll aint wit it

. . you aint paying so i guess what i am sayin is i tired splainin
to some lame whitey who be gaining from his game.

you can’t get a ticket or a fuckin docket
so take that LP shit and put it straight back in your pocket.

I might be a homo i burnt your books as a promo (this is actually true: burn an LP and get one free beer)
burn an LP one beer from the queer
the rest is of the story is crystal clear.
my hatred of your books is very sincere.
nobody around here even wants you near.

Dun come to my place and be all gawking
your books are counterfeit and you will get got stalkin


So make a rap song worse than this one and win my admiration.

Holy shit!

Bit slow up country today is it? I can't rap, but I can offer a limerick.

There was a barang named 4000islands guy,
whose rap skills were totally fly,
When LP came a'knocking,
His gun he was cocking,
But his admission of crabs was most shocking.

Is ken svay on here yet? Can he contribute a haiku?

Yo wassup G's here comes and internet er
Heavyweight, supershot Nepalese gurkha,
A sherpa
Carrying the can for four four oh,
Popping up across the shop to battle CEO, yo

My beats are Pol Pot dope and my rhymes are tight
watching whites taking bites on shitty internet sites
and i'm usually in bed by ten at night

No apologies that be how my crew rolls
Not wasting precious time by feedin the trolls,
Can't bribe my diatribe, all about the hyperbole
Getting thinking men dis-cussin' is the only goal

Respect to the man with the spiel
no keyboard warrior when he flex steel
original smack daddy Mr Keeping It Riel,
Never underestimate the 4oh's mass appeal
Or face the ban hammer that he wields with zeal

So when Lolrel and Hardly bomb his site with spam
He owns you both like he owns the toys and pram
Ouch! can you feel it? Teh hammer o'ban
Leading the crew cos he don't give a damn

And props to my homie Andy in Asian
Trawling the Twitter just to feed you information
sure he sometimes act like his shit don't stink
but he speaks his mind with a PPP link

What have we got over here?
CEO spreading online gonorrhea,
Buying FC beers to cure his daughters tears,
Sorry boy but yo' rent's still in arrears

Started by some techsavvy trailer trash,
Whose wife makes pies for extra cash,
Like his fireworks he'll be gone in a flash
and all that's left'll be his gay mustache

Machiavelli was a political preacher,
not a washed up, obese, kindergarten teacher,
A pizza eater is his number 1 feature,
Pawnd by ladyboys and hideous creatures.

A story of a boy named D Muscle,
A skinny kid who thought that he could hustle
Tells everyone he's got a girl, wow how mental,
The first white man to bang an oriental,
Well Mr M, brought the beef,
Showing off to his 'friends' who think that he's a chief,
calling the big man a lot of rude names,
Now he's alone wanking off to video games.

I got banned for four forty
They cry upset and haughty
I wasn't really bad, just a little bit naughty
So set a new site where the protest don't stop
And make a Nazi logo on the photoshop
Where everyone's as sweet as a lollypop
Like Cambod in the pool- it's a belly flop

K440 vs CEO, only one needs to boast how their site will grow,
can ya find viagra in HTML,
phpBB baby, make it big to let the egos swell,
So my time's out and it's time to play it frugal,
From #1 in Cambodia- can't even find your forum on Google.


PEACE.

Well I don't play much chess, but I think it's your move, CEO....

rick o'shea wrote:Bit slow up country today is it? I can't rap, but I can offer a limerick.

There was a barang named 4000islands guy,
whose rap skills were totally fly,
When LP came a'knocking,
His gun he was cocking,
But his admission of crabs was most shocking.

Is ken svay on here yet? Can he contribute a haiku?

I will accept the accolades.

Kampong makes a convincing case. I knew we could discover new talent.

Holy shit! ! I'm personally insulted and laughing my ass off at the same time! :ROFL1:

Well done, Spooner!

Kampong Spooner wrote:Yo wassup G's here comes and internet er
Heavyweight, supershot Nepalese gurkha,
A sherpa
Carrying the can for four four oh,
Popping up across the shop to battle CEO, yo

My beats are Pol Pot dope and my rhymes are tight
watching whites taking bites on shitty internet sites
and i'm usually in bed by ten at night

No apologies that be how my crew rolls
Not wasting precious time by feedin the trolls,
Can't bribe my diatribe, all about the hyperbole
Getting thinking men dis-cussin' is the only goal

Respect to the man with the spiel
no keyboard warrior when he flex steel
original smack daddy Mr Keeping It Riel,
Never underestimate the 4oh's mass appeal
Or face the ban hammer that he wields with zeal

So when Lolrel and Hardly bomb his site with spam
He owns you both like he owns the toys and pram
Ouch! can you feel it? Teh hammer o'ban
Leading the crew cos he don't give a damn

And props to my homie Andy in Asian
Trawling the Twitter just to feed you information
sure he sometimes act like his shit don't stink
but he speaks his mind with a PPP link

What have we got over here?
CEO spreading online gonorrhea,
Buying FC beers to cure his daughters tears,
Sorry boy but yo' rent's still in arrears

Started by some techsavvy trailer trash,
Whose wife makes pies for extra cash,
Like his fireworks he'll be gone in a flash
and all that's left'll be his gay mustache

Machiavelli was a political preacher,
not a washed up, obese, kindergarten teacher,
A pizza eater is his number 1 feature,
Pawnd by ladyboys and hideous creatures.

A story of a boy named D Muscle,
A skinny kid who thought that he could hustle
Tells everyone he's got a girl, wow how mental,
The first white man to bang an oriental,
Well Mr M, brought the beef,
Showing off to his 'friends' who think that he's a chief,
calling the big man a lot of rude names,
Now he's alone wanking off to video games.

I got banned for four forty
They cry upset and haughty
I wasn't really bad, just a little bit naughty
So set a new site where the protest don't stop
And make a Nazi logo on the photoshop
Where everyone's as sweet as a lollypop
Like Cambod in the pool- it's a belly flop

K440 vs CEO, only one needs to boast how their site will grow,
can ya find viagra in HTML,
phpBB baby, make it big to let the egos swell,
So my time's out and it's time to play it frugal,
From #1 in Cambodia- can't even find your forum on Google.


PEACE.

Your grammar is too good. I am guessing you are an English teacher?

In order not to infringe upon the creative talents of a thread in the asinine area, I am creating a thread of multi-posters to write a rap song, so I'll start: V

I think I'm so cool
But I'm just a fool...