Your Most Shocking/ Funniest/ Weirdest GF/BF Stories From SE Asia
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2016 1:50 am
I guess most of you guys and girls have been in SEA more than once and some have probably lived here a while. I am absolutely certain that you have either heard about, knew someone, or been involved in a bizarre relationship with a SEA man or woman.
What better place to collect them all in one box than CEO.
I'll go first with the first one that pops into my head.
I met a guy in a hotel foyer in Pataya about 10 years ago. We were both sitting at the same table in the foyer drinking coffee. He had a Thai wife and a child milling around doing some stuff or other. While they were absent he started to tell me his story.
He said he was retired but used to work on the mail trains. He had known his wife for about 8 years and had been married 4. The child was about 2.
We started talking about SEA and the things that happen in relationships and he was saying I know, that's me.
He married his Thai wife and would come and go from Thailand to England every 6 months or so. He started telling me about the time before last when he had phoned his wife from the UK and told her to book the same hotel we were sitting in for such and such date. He also told her that he was bringing 20,000 UK in cash so to make sure she booked it,
When he arrived in Pataya on the alotted date, the hotel had not received a booking. He promptly used their safe to put the cash into as he was a regular there, so they knew him. Then he went out to try and find another hotel. He only got a few yards down the road before waking up in hospital. Apparently he had been severely smashed on the back of the head by an iron bar or some other hard object. Cracked his skull open. They didn't get the cash though.
When i asked him who he thought had done it and why? He told me he was certain it was his Thai wife, the same one milling around us with his kid, and that she did it to rob him for extra cash. I can't remember how he found out exactly atm but he was certain it was her that did it.I think it may have been witnesses that saw the attempted robbery and then they caught them and traced them back to his wife.
Anyhow, there he was, sitting in front of me, telling me the story about the same woman that he had gone back to. She came over to the table and I smiled at her.
What better place to collect them all in one box than CEO.
I'll go first with the first one that pops into my head.
I met a guy in a hotel foyer in Pataya about 10 years ago. We were both sitting at the same table in the foyer drinking coffee. He had a Thai wife and a child milling around doing some stuff or other. While they were absent he started to tell me his story.
He said he was retired but used to work on the mail trains. He had known his wife for about 8 years and had been married 4. The child was about 2.
We started talking about SEA and the things that happen in relationships and he was saying I know, that's me.
He married his Thai wife and would come and go from Thailand to England every 6 months or so. He started telling me about the time before last when he had phoned his wife from the UK and told her to book the same hotel we were sitting in for such and such date. He also told her that he was bringing 20,000 UK in cash so to make sure she booked it,
When he arrived in Pataya on the alotted date, the hotel had not received a booking. He promptly used their safe to put the cash into as he was a regular there, so they knew him. Then he went out to try and find another hotel. He only got a few yards down the road before waking up in hospital. Apparently he had been severely smashed on the back of the head by an iron bar or some other hard object. Cracked his skull open. They didn't get the cash though.
When i asked him who he thought had done it and why? He told me he was certain it was his Thai wife, the same one milling around us with his kid, and that she did it to rob him for extra cash. I can't remember how he found out exactly atm but he was certain it was her that did it.I think it may have been witnesses that saw the attempted robbery and then they caught them and traced them back to his wife.
Anyhow, there he was, sitting in front of me, telling me the story about the same woman that he had gone back to. She came over to the table and I smiled at her.
