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I am gonna fly straight to snooky when i get to bangkok, just in case i feel the need to jump from my hotel balcony in bangkok. I have seen my doctor who says my heart is in good nick, so i won,t get a heart attack. My drug intake is zero, apart from the odd spliff, so an overdose is unlikely.
I have no intention of starting a business so i am in no fear of getting wacked by russian criminals. I will avoid the dodgy bargirls so no chance of getting stabbed by a jealous boyfriend. I don,t swim when i am pissed, i will not be driving a motorbike and i doubt i will get buses around cambodia.
SO apart from all that how do i avoid death during my one month stay?
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tightenupvolume1 wrote: Wed Apr 05, 2017 10:39 pm I am gonna fly straight to snooky when i get to bangkok, just in case i feel the need to jump from my hotel balcony in bangkok. I have seen my doctor who says my heart is in good nick, so i won,t get a heart attack. My drug intake is zero, apart from the odd spliff, so an overdose is unlikely.
I have no intention of starting a business so i am in no fear of getting wacked by russian criminals. I will avoid the dodgy bargirls so no chance of getting stabbed by a jealous boyfriend. I don,t swim when i am pissed, i will not be driving a motorbike and i doubt i will get buses around cambodia.
SO apart from all that how do i avoid death during my one month stay?
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ha ha ha :shock:

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Drugged and robbed. Date rape. Rabies. Run over by a Lexus. Things falling from building sites. Plenty of opportunities still out there. :beer1:

Forgot the methanol rice wine and the horseshoe crab poisoning. Classic. Enjoy. :thumb:
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thanks mate, as long as die with my doc martins on i will be happy.

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Anchor Moy wrote: Wed Apr 05, 2017 11:17 pm Drugged and robbed. Date rape. Rabies. Run over by a Lexus. Things falling from building sites. Plenty of opportunities still out there. :beer1:

Forgot the methanol rice wine and the horseshoe crab poisoning. Classic. Enjoy. :thumb:
ODing from this forum will probably get him before any of those!
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That must be shit powder, you don,t need lines as big as that!

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Lolz, you do out here, it's a long way from MDE! Start with that straight flight from BKK to Snooky and take it from there...Ya don't wanna jinx yourself with all these predictions mate!
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I agree, take it as it comes!

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did you not see an element of " parody" in my post?
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tightenupvolume1 wrote: Thu Apr 06, 2017 12:56 am I agree, take it as it comes!

charlie

did you not see an element of " parody" in my post?
Ofc :beer: (but don't forget to bring some blow)
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