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coming for a visit soon

Post by tightenupvolume1 » Wed Apr 05, 2017 10:39 pm

I am gonna fly straight to snooky when i get to bangkok, just in case i feel the need to jump from my hotel balcony in bangkok. I have seen my doctor who says my heart is in good nick, so i won,t get a heart attack. My drug intake is zero, apart from the odd spliff, so an overdose is unlikely.
I have no intention of starting a business so i am in no fear of getting wacked by russian criminals. I will avoid the dodgy bargirls so no chance of getting stabbed by a jealous boyfriend. I don,t swim when i am pissed, i will not be driving a motorbike and i doubt i will get buses around cambodia.
SO apart from all that how do i avoid death during my one month stay?
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Re: coming for a visit soon

Post by Jamie_Lambo » Wed Apr 05, 2017 10:42 pm

tightenupvolume1 wrote:
Wed Apr 05, 2017 10:39 pm
I am gonna fly straight to snooky when i get to bangkok, just in case i feel the need to jump from my hotel balcony in bangkok. I have seen my doctor who says my heart is in good nick, so i won,t get a heart attack. My drug intake is zero, apart from the odd spliff, so an overdose is unlikely.
I have no intention of starting a business so i am in no fear of getting wacked by russian criminals. I will avoid the dodgy bargirls so no chance of getting stabbed by a jealous boyfriend. I don,t swim when i am pissed, i will not be driving a motorbike and i doubt i will get buses around cambodia.
SO apart from all that how do i avoid death during my one month stay?
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Re: coming for a visit soon

Post by tightenupvolume1 » Wed Apr 05, 2017 10:47 pm

ha ha ha :shock:

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Post by Anchor Moy » Wed Apr 05, 2017 11:17 pm

Drugged and robbed. Date rape. Rabies. Run over by a Lexus. Things falling from building sites. Plenty of opportunities still out there. :beer1:

Forgot the methanol rice wine and the horseshoe crab poisoning. Classic. Enjoy. :thumb:
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Post by tightenupvolume1 » Wed Apr 05, 2017 11:20 pm

thanks mate, as long as die with my doc martins on i will be happy.

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Re: coming for a visit soon

Post by Raybull » Wed Apr 05, 2017 11:40 pm

Anchor Moy wrote:
Wed Apr 05, 2017 11:17 pm
Drugged and robbed. Date rape. Rabies. Run over by a Lexus. Things falling from building sites. Plenty of opportunities still out there. :beer1:

Forgot the methanol rice wine and the horseshoe crab poisoning. Classic. Enjoy. :thumb:
ODing from this forum will probably get him before any of those!
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Re: coming for a visit soon

Post by tightenupvolume1 » Thu Apr 06, 2017 12:01 am

That must be shit powder, you don,t need lines as big as that!

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Re: coming for a visit soon

Post by Raybull » Thu Apr 06, 2017 12:16 am

Lolz, you do out here, it's a long way from MDE! Start with that straight flight from BKK to Snooky and take it from there...Ya don't wanna jinx yourself with all these predictions mate!
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Re: coming for a visit soon

Post by tightenupvolume1 » Thu Apr 06, 2017 12:56 am

I agree, take it as it comes!

charlie

did you not see an element of " parody" in my post?
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Re: coming for a visit soon

Post by Raybull » Thu Apr 06, 2017 1:05 am

tightenupvolume1 wrote:
Thu Apr 06, 2017 12:56 am
I agree, take it as it comes!

charlie

did you not see an element of " parody" in my post?
Ofc :beer: (but don't forget to bring some blow)
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