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Just had some Korean or Japanese Jehovah's Witnesses (Dog Witnesses) trying to convert the wife. I warned them this is against the law in Cambodia and told them to fuck off. Yes, I said fuck off. I also warned them I'd call the police next time, they scarpered.

Khmers are too polite to say it, these fuckers weasel their way in and take advantage.

Fucking fuckers.

Yes, I remember them from California. They always showed up politically polite but in conservative good taste, i e as an interracial couple with two well dressed young kids. Their opening statement(after handing my a glossy Watchtower publication)was "Have you accepted Him as a personal savior?" When I replied that I had, they were joyous to hear that I had accepted Christ as a personal savior. "Oh no I replied," I have accepted Karl Marx." I don't really believe in personal saviors, but good old Karl saved me from those dumbfounded evangelists.

vladimir wrote:Just had some Korean or Japanese Jehovah's Witnesses...

You cant tell Koreans apart from Japanese? I thought you were a WW II vet.

vladimir wrote:Just had some Korean or Japanese Jehovah's Witnesses (Dog Witnesses) trying to convert the wife. I warned them this is against the law in Cambodia and told them to fuck off. Yes, I said fuck off. I also warned them I'd call the police next time, they scarpered.

Khmers are too polite to say it, these fuckers weasel their way in and take advantage.

Fucking fuckers.

True story.

Coming from a very rural part of the USA and leaving home at the age of 19, traveling the world non-stop since the age of 28, and finally settling in SEA at the age of 34 has been a rewarding life and a wild ride some times.

One of the downsides however, is that sometimes years can pass between times I get to visit what remains of my family.

One time, many years ago, I made a visit back. It had been almost 4 years since my last visit. My sister is made aware of my plans but we decide to surprise my Mom. So my sister drops me off and I walk up to the porch expecting a warm, emotional welcome ---- prodigal son and all that.

Before I can even knock on the door, it flies open and i am confronted by an angry woman holding a broom ready to swing it like a baseball bat.

"Get the hell off my porch before I call the police you son-of-a-bitch"

Then she squints at me "Rain Dog"? (Using my real name of course)

I had grown a full beard at the time and she had mistaken me for one of the many JWs bothering people in the area.

Thanks Mom.

At least it wasn't Dad (long since deceased)---- I would have been staring down the barrel of a 12 gauge.

nightmare.believer wrote:

vladimir wrote:Just had some Korean or Japanese Jehovah's Witnesses...

You cant tell Koreans apart from Japanese? I thought you were a WW II vet.

Christ, now I feel old.

Nothing a few shots of whiskey won't fix.

I always ask them to recite the Hail Mary with me. That puts them right off.

Oddly enough, they only visit me once, and then my address gets blacklisted. I don't know why, I'm always very hospitable.

StroppyChops wrote:Oddly enough, they only visit me once, and then my address gets blacklisted. I don't know why, I'm always very hospitable.

Maybe you should get dressed before you answer the door?

vladimir wrote:

StroppyChops wrote:Oddly enough, they only visit me once, and then my address gets blacklisted. I don't know why, I'm always very hospitable.

Maybe you should get dressed before you answer the door?

Also, you should hide the whip and inflatable Obama sex doll.

vladimir wrote:

StroppyChops wrote:Oddly enough, they only visit me once, and then my address gets blacklisted. I don't know why, I'm always very hospitable.

Maybe you should get dressed before you answer the door?

You think that's all it is? I didn't realise they were so sensitive. I do have a friend that keeps a hardcore porn DVD handy and throws it on, loudly, when the missionaries are known to be in his street.