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Dad Jokes
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2022 1:45 pm
by rozzieoz
GM recently became a father and so now needs to carry out the most important job as a father - telling the Dad Jokes.
My dad used to love it when someone new came to dinner. He would say:
Do you know why we can't grow mushrooms? Because there's not mushroom. Argh.
Please share your favourite Dad Joke, so we can equip this new father.
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2022 1:54 pm
by Spigzy
I concocted a Khmer Dad joke many years ago that I reckon still holds up ...
Q: What did the Khmer guy say when he got hit by a train?
A: Choo choo!
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2022 2:12 pm
by rozzieoz
Spigzy wrote: ↑Tue Nov 29, 2022 1:54 pm
I concocted a Khmer Dad joke many years ago that I reckon still holds up ...
Q: What did the Khmer guy say when he got hit by a train?
A: Choo choo!
This made me laugh out loud, love it.
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2022 2:17 pm
by General Mackevili
Spigzy wrote: ↑Tue Nov 29, 2022 1:54 pm
I concocted a Khmer Dad joke many years ago that I reckon still holds up ...
Q: What did the Khmer guy say when he got hit by a train?
A: Choo choo!
Hahaha, I'm writing these all down.
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2022 2:18 pm
by mannanman
Dad: Why are there no pain killers in the jungle?
Child: Dunno
Dad: Paracetamol
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2022 2:23 pm
by rozzieoz
mannanman wrote: ↑Tue Nov 29, 2022 2:18 pm
Dad: Why are there no pain killers in the jungle?
Child: Dunno
Dad: Paracetamol
I don't get it. But I think it has something to do with how I pronounce paracetamol.
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2022 2:26 pm
by rozzieoz
I'm selling our vacuum cleaner, it's just gathering dust.
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2022 2:27 pm
by rozzieoz
Oh GM this is an essential one.
Kid - I'm hungry!
Dad - Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2022 2:45 pm
by sammycooke
rozzieoz wrote: ↑Tue Nov 29, 2022 2:12 pm
Spigzy wrote: ↑Tue Nov 29, 2022 1:54 pm
I concocted a Khmer Dad joke many years ago that I reckon still holds up ...
Q: What did the Khmer guy say when he got hit by a train?
A: Choo choo!
This made me laugh out loud, love it.
Can me stupid but I don't get this one.
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2022 2:48 pm
by Username Taken
sammycooke wrote: ↑Tue Nov 29, 2022 2:45 pm
rozzieoz wrote: ↑Tue Nov 29, 2022 2:12 pm
Spigzy wrote: ↑Tue Nov 29, 2022 1:54 pm
I concocted a Khmer Dad joke many years ago that I reckon still holds up ...
Q: What did the Khmer guy say when he got hit by a train?
A: Choo choo!
This made me laugh out loud, love it.
Can me stupid but I don't get this one.
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