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Post by atst »

I can drink more than you
I'm only 2 years over my my visa not my fault
Turn left to the touk touk driver
She loves me more than you think.
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"She's just a cashier though." :crazy:
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Enters an Irish bar, says- a pint of Guinness, please
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Post by Kung-fu Hillbilly »

They're together a lot, but Kosal is just her cousin visiting from out of town.
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Welcome to a whole world of shit.

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Post by Kenr »

1. I hate it here!
2. They need to learn how to speak English.
3. They’re just bar girls.
4. Without us they would have nothing.

Unfortunately I’ve heard some stupid shit from some stupid people.
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"why dont they......."
fill in ur own word
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phuketrichard wrote: Tue Jul 05, 2022 6:54 am "why dont they......."
fill in ur own word
"Do everything I want like back home"
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Cannot log into FPCS webpage.
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Post by Pseudonomdeplume »

At least the girls like me
I'm not paying 2 bucks for a beer!
Hang on, I'll use my app to get a passat (OK.. I'll just take this one beside us)
(to a bar girl) Would you like a drink? (No, I'll just take the money)
She wouldn't have taken it. I must have spent it.
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