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US Airport security checklist - does this sound like you ?

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 3:56 am
by Anchor Moy
:stir:

The US airport security agency is facing ridicule after leaked documents revealed its checklist of tell-tale signs that a passenger might be a potential terrorist.

Despite its own report finding that the human ability to identify deceptive behaviour through body language is no better than chance, the US government has spent almost $1 billion on a programme deploying Behaviour Detection Officers to airport security.

The specialised agents of the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) are taught to evaluate passengers based on a checklist known as the “Screening of Passengers by Observation Techniques” (SPOT).

But according to a copy of a SPOT report published by The Intercept, the “stress factors” that could see passengers stopped at security include arriving late for your flight, blinking too much, sweating and “excessive yawning”.
Ok, how do you rate ? Are you never late and yawning ? LOL
How to SPOT a terrorist, according to US security:

Assign 1 point per “stress” factor, 2 points per “fear” factor and 3 points per “deception factor”. If the passenger scores 0-3 points, let them pass. If they score 4 or 5, refer for “selective screening”. If they score 6 or more, refer and notify a Law Enforcement Officer (LEO)

Stress factors (17):

- Arrives late for flight, if known

- Avoids eye contact with security personnel or LEO

- Exaggerated yawning as the individual approaches the screening process

- Excessive fidgeting, clock watching, head-turning, shuffling feet, leg shaking

- Excessive perspiration inconsistent with the environment

- Face pale from recent shaving of beard

- Facial flushing while undergoing screening

- Faster eye blink rate when individual requested to submit to screening procedures

- Increased breathing rate, panting

- Obvious “Adam’s Apple” jump when requested to submit to screening procedures

- Protruding or beating neck arteries

- Repetitive touching of face

- Rubbing or wringing of hands

- Strong body odour

- Sweaty palms

- Trembling

- Whistling as the individual approaches the screening process

Fear factors (15):

- Bag appears to be heavier than expected or does not suit the individual’s appearance

- Bulges in clothing

- Cold penetrating stare

- Constantly looking at other travellers or associates

- Exaggerated emotions or inappropriate behaviours to the location such as crying, excessive laughter or chatter

- Exaggerated, repetitive grooming gestures

- Hesitation/indecision on entering checkpoint or submitting to screening process

- Individuals who are seemingly unrelated but display identical dress or luggage

- Powerful grip of a bag or hand inside the bag

- Rigid posture, minimal body movements with arms close to side

- Scans area, appearing to look for security personnel or LEO

- Shows unusual interest in security officers and their work routine

- Displays arrogance and verbally expresses contempt for the screening process

- Wearing improper attire for location

- Widely open staring eyes

Deception factors (6):

- Appears to be confused or disoriented

- Appears to be in disguise

- Asks the Behaviour Detection Officer security-related questions

- Does not respond to authoritative commands

- Maintains covert ties with others (maintaining consistent eye contact with others, exhibiting hand gestures to others or passing objects to others)

- Repeatedly pats upper body with hands (not associated with divesting objects at X-ray/Metal Detector).
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Re: US Airport security checklist - does this sound like you

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 4:35 am
by OrangeDragon
I scored a 2, just because I get bored in lines and like to look around/people watch sometimes.

Re: US Airport security checklist - does this sound like you

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2015 1:18 am
by Anchor Moy
OrangeDragon wrote:I scored a 2, just because I get bored in lines and like to look around/people watch sometimes.
OD I think you were cheating - I make it at least 5 points or more.
These people will not let you travel as a dragon, and otherwise, you're in disguise, right?
How to SPOT a terrorist, according to US security:

Assign 1 point per “stress” factor, 2 points per “fear” factor and 3 points per “deception factor”. If the passenger scores 0-3 points, let them pass. If they score 4 or 5, refer for “selective screening”. If they score 6 or more, refer and notify a Law Enforcement Officer (LEO)
OD 's "Factors":

Fear factors (15):


- Wearing improper attire for location
:OD:

- Widely open staring eyes :?:

Deception factors (6):

- Appears to be confused or disoriented :?:

- Appears to be in disguise :OD:
Your outfit alone gives you 5 points on the Terror scale.
(Wasn't sure about the wide staring eyes or the confusion :?: )

I'd have to give myself a lot of points because of general confusion, usually my bag is too heavy, and usually I look like shit when I fly because I have a hangover or i'm drunk - which also gives me wide staring eyes , yawning and more confusion. Also disorientation - I once got on the wrong plane, but that turned out great; fortunately.

I think I'll just avoid US airports, even if you can dress as a dragon. It's too confusing :lol:

Re: US Airport security checklist - does this sound like you

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2015 10:41 am
by Lonestar
Well,

I avoid eye contact, don't speak to them, and am arrogant and condescending.

Re: US Airport security checklist - does this sound like you

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 7:07 pm
by StroppyChops
This explains 440 - those buggers are all on no-fly lists based on the above. Given the prevalence of ADD on CEO I'm surprised many of us can fly either.

Re: US Airport security checklist - does this sound like you

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 7:45 pm
by Anchor Moy
StroppyChops wrote:This explains 440 - those buggers are all on no-fly lists based on the above. Given the prevalence of ADD on CEO I'm surprised many of us can fly either.
%) Surprises me every time I get on a plane.

Re: US Airport security checklist - does this sound like you

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2015 5:20 am
by OrangeDragon
For all of the horror stories I've heard, I've never once had a problem with airport security... and in reality I probably should have. Convicted felon, traveling to 3rd world asia... as well as repeated stops in half a dozen other countries along the way. I mean shit, I'd probably detain me if I saw me coming through customs.

Re: US Airport security checklist - does this sound like you

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2015 4:25 pm
by Anchor Moy
OrangeDragon wrote:For all of the horror stories I've heard, I've never once had a problem with airport security... and in reality I probably should have. Convicted felon, traveling to 3rd world asia... as well as repeated stops in half a dozen other countries along the way. I mean shit, I'd probably detain me if I saw me coming through customs.
Oh man, don't know what I've got but I used to get searched all the time. I have been searched going INTO the Netherlands and INTO Morrocco. I have also had my thongs/jandals/flip-flops put through x-ray at DMK on ARRIVAL.
How weird is that ?

(Hasn't happened for years now - probably not since i kicked my habit and got rid of my Nigerian boyfriend.)

Re: US Airport security checklist - does this sound like you

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2015 6:17 pm
by StroppyChops
Anchor Moy wrote:(Hasn't happened for years now - probably not since i kicked my habit and got rid of my Nigerian boyfriend.)
How IS the prince these days?

Re: US Airport security checklist - does this sound like you

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 5:05 am
by MekongMouse
He's doing well, but still having trouble accessing his bank account.