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today, I met Jesus

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2020 8:47 am
by Arthur&Hobson
I saw this guy near riverside. He was wearing a robe, no shoes, a long beard, long hair, and he is white. I was told he calls himself Jesus but when I spoke to him in a few different Middle-Eastern languages, he did not understand me. Does anyone know about him? I wish I had a picture but I did not have my camera at the time.

Re: today, I met Jesus

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2020 9:00 am
by BDT92
He often wears thorns on his head like Jesus, and sometimes carries a cross around with him.

Re: today, I met Jesus

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2020 9:04 am
by Felgerkarb
Arthur&Hobson wrote: Tue Dec 01, 2020 8:47 am I saw this guy near riverside. He was wearing a robe, no shoes, a long beard, long hair, and he is white. I was told he calls himself Jesus but when I spoke to him in a few different Middle-Eastern languages, he did not understand me. Does anyone know about him? I wish I had a picture but I did not have my camera at the time.
So you speak Aramaic? He might understand Koine Greek or Latin. If he is simply an avatar, then he will speak whatever he was raised to speak before becoming...THE LORD. :plus1:

Re: today, I met Jesus

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2020 9:23 am
by Arthur&Hobson
I am able to speak Arabic well in some areas of the Middle-East but like many languages, pronunciation and even words may be different depending on the location. I did not think about Latin. I do remember the Lord's Prayer from Latin class at my Catholic High School. Perhaps I will try that if I see him again. That should be fun. Does he really think he is Jesus or just advertising for his religion?

Re: today, I met Jesus

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2020 9:52 am
by Username Taken
Arthur&Hobson wrote: Tue Dec 01, 2020 9:23 am Does he really think he is Jesus or just advertising for his religion?
I have a feeling that his real name is Brian.

Re: today, I met Jesus

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2020 10:04 am
by Cooldude
I think he's French.

Re: today, I met Jesus

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2020 10:12 am
by Marty
Whoever he is, he's not Charles Manson because Charles Manson is Jesus Christ.

Re: today, I met Jesus

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2020 10:33 am
by Phnom Poon
Username Taken wrote: Tue Dec 01, 2020 9:52 am I have a feeling that his real name is Brian.
lol

Re: today, I met Jesus

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2020 10:37 am
by Clutch Cargo
Maybe he came out of a yet to be identified monolith in PP...the aliens abducted him, time warp, risen again.. 8)

Re: today, I met Jesus

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2020 10:38 am
by rozzieoz
He's NOT the Messiah! He's just a very naughty boy!