Opening the Wrong door
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Opening the Wrong door
I just recently moved. The second floor rooms all look identical. Today when I got home, I mistakenly opened the room #13 then seeing someone sleeping on the floor and 2 people sleeping on the bed. My first thought was they were my wife's siblings and needed a place to crash...but ones on the bed were quietly kind of freaked out, and my naughty thought about my wife on a bed with another man...I was about to give hell. But I quickly realized that my room is #14...when the same door key (my room, #14) is opened and they (wife and daughter) were already asleep.
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That could have been embarrassing !
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I am thinking a new lock maybe in orderflying chicken wrote:I just recently moved. The second floor rooms all look identical. Today when I got home, I mistakenly opened the room #13 then seeing someone sleeping on the floor and 2 people sleeping on the bed. My first thought was they were my wife's siblings and needed a place to crash...but ones on the bed were quietly kind of freaked out, and my naughty thought about my wife on a bed with another man...I was about to give hell. But I quickly realized that my room is #14...when the same door key (my room, #14) is opened and they (wife and daughter) were already asleep.
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This could have been murder most fowl.
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Were this to happen in New Zealand, 111 would of been immediately dialed, and the cops will be over my ass. My neighbor havent say nothing yet, but I envisage I will soon make fun of i.e. the new idiot neighbor.
New lock isnt a good idea, they either couldnt get out or I couldnt get it.
New lock isnt a good idea, they either couldnt get out or I couldnt get it.
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Reminds me of the time that I pointed to the washroom in the mall for my wife and went in the other one. Turns out we were both in the wrong washroom.
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My wife doesnt like me coming home after 11 as SHE worried I be might hooking up with a chick. But deep down inside she knows that I dont, but she's concerned regardless. Last night, I was trying to get acquaint with people in the new neighborhood (for her safety); somehow I was invited by the OG (original gangsters) in the hood, and had one too many cans of Black Panther....their stories were hilarious. I was accepted into the 'group,' not sure if I should be proud or scared after them accusing me being Korean, Chinese and a SPY, until I did the Robbie William Rock DJ rap. Anyway, I am really embarrassed for disturbing the neighbor.
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