Guy goes to a Street 110 massage parlor with $670 in his pockets . . . you know the rest
Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2020 4:54 am
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Guy goes to a Street 110 massage parlor with $670 in his pockets . . . you know the rest
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Re: Guy goes to a Street 110 massage parlor with $670 in his pockets . . . you know the rest
Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2020 5:13 am
The topic that just keeps on giving!
Re: Guy goes to a Street 110 massage parlor with $670 in his pockets . . . you know the rest
Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2020 5:46 am
Yeah yeah yeah Quick!
Everybody knows you gotta get over there real quick.
Quick quick Now quick!
if you want a satisfactory, speedy, no-fuss resolution.
You just gotta be really loud and pretend to kick up really really big stink.
For ten seconds only. Big bluff. Just pretend.
If you want to be absolutely sure - pay a couple of girls from another establishment to come along to back you up.
Vietnamese girls with a meth habit are best. Cheap, and with a good strong voice, but they know when to back off.
Don't worry, they will give you your money back straight away -as soon as they see you are serious. always do.
Just pretend to get a bit pushy.
That's the best way to end it quickly and with no fuss. 10 seconds and everybody will be all smiles and best friends.
They never call your bluff.
PS, could you please live stream this for us?
We can put it on Youtube to show everybody the easy, no-fuss way to sort these things out.
Kinda like a civic duty. Make sure nobody has problems in the future.
...the speedy peaceful way without even calling the cops.
Quick!.
And don't forget to pick up the Vietnamese girls on your way...
Everybody knows you gotta get over there real quick.
Quick quick Now quick!
if you want a satisfactory, speedy, no-fuss resolution.
You just gotta be really loud and pretend to kick up really really big stink.
For ten seconds only. Big bluff. Just pretend.
If you want to be absolutely sure - pay a couple of girls from another establishment to come along to back you up.
Vietnamese girls with a meth habit are best. Cheap, and with a good strong voice, but they know when to back off.
Don't worry, they will give you your money back straight away -as soon as they see you are serious. always do.
Just pretend to get a bit pushy.
That's the best way to end it quickly and with no fuss. 10 seconds and everybody will be all smiles and best friends.
They never call your bluff.
PS, could you please live stream this for us?
We can put it on Youtube to show everybody the easy, no-fuss way to sort these things out.
Kinda like a civic duty. Make sure nobody has problems in the future.
...the speedy peaceful way without even calling the cops.
Quick!.
And don't forget to pick up the Vietnamese girls on your way...
Re: Guy goes to a Street 110 massage parlor with $670 in his pockets . . . you know the rest
Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2020 7:09 am
Now why would the lady that owns the massage place take a picture of him when he was undressed? 
Re: Guy goes to a Street 110 massage parlor with $670 in his pockets . . . you know the rest
Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2020 8:26 am
Blind massage place has customers place their stuff in a locked drawer under the massage table and the customer keeps the key for the duration of the massage.
Re: Guy goes to a Street 110 massage parlor with $670 in his pockets . . . you know the rest
Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2020 8:36 am
Why does no one ever go into these places with a bunch of fake 100’s in their wallet? I’m honestly tempted to do it myself.
Re: Guy goes to a Street 110 massage parlor with $670 in his pockets . . . you know the rest
Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2020 8:45 am
That's sounds perfect however.. I suspect this guy after henewkidontheblock wrote: ↑Sat Jan 25, 2020 8:26 am Blind massage place has customers place their stuff in a locked drawer under the massage table and the customer keeps the key for the duration of the massage.
was looking for cute nubile maiden to massage all that beer drinking stress out of him at the mere price of $3 for a normal and $5 for an oily massage. And who knows.. maybe wanted a happy ending?stopped for a beer upstairs on 136 corner $3 for a jug
Re: Guy goes to a Street 110 massage parlor with $670 in his pockets . . . you know the rest
Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2020 8:45 am
talltuktuk wrote: ↑Sat Jan 25, 2020 8:36 am Why does no one ever go into these places with a bunch of fake 100’s in their wallet? I’m honestly tempted to do it myself.
You will only end up with a fake massage.
Re: Guy goes to a Street 110 massage parlor with $670 in his pockets . . . you know the rest
Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2020 9:13 am
So that when the customer goes back to attempt to get his money back, the lady says if you say nothing and don't make a fuss I wont post your naked pictures on the internet!clutchcargo wrote: ↑Sat Jan 25, 2020 7:09 am Now why would the lady that owns the massage place take a picture of him when he was undressed?
Re: Guy goes to a Street 110 massage parlor with $670 in his pockets . . . you know the rest
Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2020 9:25 am
I've always thought that would be a funny gag as well. Bring $3 in your sock, get a cheapo wallet and out a few fake 100s, then wait for hilarity to ensue.talltuktuk wrote:Why does no one ever go into these places with a bunch of fake 100’s in their wallet? I’m honestly tempted to do it myself.
Edit: either that, or you get a hidden camera facing the other way and then you can blackmail then or something (though that's illegal, so not saying someone should do it). Either way, the possibilities for messing with their plans are endless.