Why are men obsessed with breasts?

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Why are men obsessed with breasts?

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Ever wondered about our obsession with the two fleshy lumps on women's chests? Tits, boobs, bezonkas, bristols, fun bags, dirty pillows (that one's Stephen King ), jugs, hooters, melons, norks, rack, top bollocks, knockers.......etc etc. There are more synonyms for female breasts than just about any other word in English. My own theory is that one of our first great experiences in life, on entering the world, was to be nice, warm and snug sucking our mothers nipple, and for the rest of our lives we try to recreate the same feeling. When we see a nice pair of plump breasticles our subconscious yells out "get yer lips round that momma" and we become babes in arms again. Figuratively speaking.
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hdgh29 wrote: Mon Sep 02, 2019 3:11 am Ever wondered about our obsession with the two fleshy lumps on women's chests? Tits, boobs, bezonkas, bristols, fun bags, dirty pillows (that one's Stephen King ), jugs, hooters, melons, norks, rack, top bollocks, knockers.......etc etc. There are more synonyms for female breasts than just about any other word in English. My own theory is that one of our first great experiences in life, on entering the world, was to be nice, warm and snug sucking our mothers nipple, and for the rest of our lives we try to recreate the same feeling. When we see a nice pair of plump breasticles our subconscious yells out "get yer lips round that momma" and we become babes in arms again. Figuratively speaking.
According to science, it's in our nature to be attracted to big tits and nice hips from cavemen days which would give an advantage to successful child birth and to breast feed adequately.
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Ravensnest wrote: Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:45 am
hdgh29 wrote: Mon Sep 02, 2019 3:11 am Ever wondered about our obsession with the two fleshy lumps on women's chests? Tits, boobs, bezonkas, bristols, fun bags, dirty pillows (that one's Stephen King ), jugs, hooters, melons, norks, rack, top bollocks, knockers.......etc etc. There are more synonyms for female breasts than just about any other word in English. My own theory is that one of our first great experiences in life, on entering the world, was to be nice, warm and snug sucking our mothers nipple, and for the rest of our lives we try to recreate the same feeling. When we see a nice pair of plump breasticles our subconscious yells out "get yer lips round that momma" and we become babes in arms again. Figuratively speaking.
According to science, it's in our nature to be attracted to big tits and nice hips from cavemen days which would give an advantage to successful child birth and to breast feed adequately.
OK, I must be on an evolutionary dead end; I do not like big breasts.
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Why are men obsessed with breasts?

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I’ve got used to having conversations with the top of mens’ heads as they stare into my cleavage.

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If you have a nice big set of tits roz you are obviously going to be a bit of a novelty in asia.
Do you dress to show them off?
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la8rat wrote:If you have a nice big set of tits roz you are obviously going to be a bit of a novelty in asia.
Do you dress to show them off?
I dress to be comfortable.
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Why are men obsessed with breasts?
Dissecting the glorious appeal of the boob is an insult to its beauty and magnificence, some things are better left unquestioned.

If male world leaders all got together to share Playboy magazines before discussing global issues, we'd have a lot more agreement and harmony, I'd wager.
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They are both a superpower and a curse.
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