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Job interview, wish me luck

Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 4:57 pm
by JUDGEDREDD
Thanks xox

Re: Job interview, wish me luck

Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 5:25 pm
by Clutch Cargo
Maybe God will give his blessing..

Re: Job interview, wish me luck

Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 6:30 pm
by SternAAlbifrons
Are you sure about this?...

Re: Job interview, wish me luck

Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 6:32 pm
by cptrelentless
This is the kind of quality posting we need round here. And it'll be grud, not god.

Re: Job interview, wish me luck

Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 6:43 pm
by Brody
Judgedredd:

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Re: Job interview, wish me luck

Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 6:50 pm
by Kung-fu Hillbilly
Interviewer: "What's your greatest weakness?"

JudgeDread: "Honesty."

Interviewer: "I don't think honesty is a weakness."

JudgeDread: "I don't give a fuck what you think."

Re: Job interview, wish me luck

Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 7:31 pm
by Anchor Moy
Best job question ever is "Why do you want this job ? "

Answer you give: Because I am uniquely qualified / very skilled at blah, blah.... and I think your company is so great blah, blah... and I am extremely motivated because blah, blah...
Real answer: Because I need the money.

Good luck. ;-)

Re: Job interview, wish me luck

Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 8:09 pm
by phuketrichard
Anchor Moy wrote: Tue May 21, 2019 7:31 pm Best job question ever is "Why do you want this job ? "

Answer you give: Because I am uniquely qualified / very skilled at blah, blah.... and I think your company is so great blah, blah... and I am extremely motivated because blah, blah...
Real answer: Because I need the money.

Good luck. ;-)
The ONLY reason to look for a job :beer3:
vs; pursue a career.

Re: Job interview, wish me luck

Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 8:59 pm
by Phnom Poon
phuketrichard wrote: Tue May 21, 2019 8:09 pm
Anchor Moy wrote: Tue May 21, 2019 7:31 pm Real answer: Because I need the money.
The ONLY reason to look for a job :beer3:
vs; pursue a career.
career
verb [ I usually + adv/prep ] /kəˈrɪr/

(especially of a vehicle) to move fast and in a way that is out of control:
The coach careered down a slope and collided with a bank.

Re: Job interview, wish me luck

Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 9:01 pm
by xandreu
Boss: You're hired.
Me: Seriously? Why would I want to work for a company with such low standards that you'd employ me?