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Aussie Humour

Posted: Sat May 24, 2014 7:33 pm
by Mrs Stroppy
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Re: Aussie Humour

Posted: Sat May 24, 2014 8:03 pm
by StroppyChops
Sorry guys, she's happily married. :)

Re: Aussie Humour

Posted: Sun May 25, 2014 2:34 am
by Milord
:whip: :thumb:

Re: Aussie Humour

Posted: Sun May 25, 2014 3:13 am
by Singularian
Doh,only an Austrailian needs someone else to tell them that!

Re: Aussie Humour

Posted: Sun May 25, 2014 4:53 am
by FreeSocrates!
A Khmer lass once told me:

Americans are arrogant.
Brits are rude.
Canadians are nice.
And Aussies like all the ladies too much!

Re: Aussie Humour

Posted: Wed May 28, 2014 8:47 pm
by General Mackevili
StroppyChops wrote:Sorry guys, she's happily married. :)
Ha!

Re: Aussie Humour

Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 12:49 am
by minjita
That made me laugh,thanks for posting,
English humour. an englishman is invited to a barbie in OZ a couple of larakins decide to have a bit of fun with him ,one pisses in a glass and the other goes over to the Englishman and says hey pommie i hear you poms like warm beer try this. the englishman smells it and says ha ha you cant fool me its
FOSTERS.
later on the ozzie says to the pom ,so what do you think of ozzies then,he replies I think they are a great mob friendley and welcoming, not sure about the white ones though. :beer1:

Re: Aussie Humour

Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 12:59 am
by minjita
A guy is sitting on a train opposite a young lady who is reading a book.on the cover is a picture of a penis,the lady sees him staring and says I hope you dont think this is pornography its a study on male genitailia. did you know that the native American indian has the longest penis in the world and jewish men have the biggest girth.pleased to meet you my name is susan whats yours.he replies
Tonto goldberg.
PS I am here all week

Re: Aussie Humour

Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 1:08 am
by StroppyChops
Mrs Stroppy just showed me a friend's FB post that says that seeing a woman's breasts can reduce a man's intelligence by 50%. Each.

Re: Aussie Humour

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 1:14 am
by Mrs Stroppy