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airport security

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 12:21 am
by tightenupvolume1
A mate of mine just flew in from Bombay. he got home and could hear a noise, alternative beeps . He had a look around and could not see anything. he decided that the people next door had left a clock alarm on and he was pissed off as he would have to put up with it until they got home.
He then unpacked his bag and saw that it was the guitar tuner he had in his bag!
All the way from Bombay and a weird "Bomb like sound" had not been noticed!

Charlie

Re: airport security

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 5:40 am
by Duncan
I bought a new Huawei phone
Spoiler:
what a heap of shit these phone is
to take and use in Australia. The only things in my bag were a a spare pair of underpants , the phone and the charger... As always the Bored Protection at the GC airport pull me out of the line and search me. Shouldn't have been hard for them to find the phone but they missed it. Spent about a hour being questioned . Are you travelling by yourself, Yes , Do you have any baggage , No . Do you have a phone , No.
Spoiler:
All in writing Image .

Re: airport security

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 5:45 am
by fax
They did not want your “friend” to be embarrassed by his butt vibrator.

Re: airport security

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 6:54 am
by Captain Bonez
In the last 20 years ive yet to use a guitar tuner that made a noise, and if i did im sure id know what the tiny dull beep was emitting from my bag after id put it in there

Re: airport security

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 7:41 am
by bolueeleh
if it was a checked in lugguage, it wld b prolly b going thru automatic sorting n scanning belts n machines, major airport handles thousands of lugguages, cargoes per hr, only flagged items wld go thru scanners again manned by a human

Re: airport security

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 8:15 am
by frank lee bent
transiting through manila decades ago i arrived in bangkok with an unopened deck of cards from a vegas casino, a new instant disposable camera, and one shoe,that did not belong to me.
figured a baggage handler had been sprung thieving.

Re: airport security

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 1:32 pm
by tightenupvolume1
Captain Bonez wrote: Thu Sep 27, 2018 6:54 am In the last 20 years ive yet to use a guitar tuner that made a noise, and if i did im sure id know what the tiny dull beep was emitting from my bag after id put it in there
And your point is?

Re: airport security

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 1:38 pm
by John Bingham
bolueeleh wrote: Thu Sep 27, 2018 7:41 am it wld b prolly b going thru


Translation anyone? I don't understand this teenage text-speak.

Re: airport security

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 2:01 pm
by TOG
bolueeleh wrote: Thu Sep 27, 2018 7:41 am if it was a checked in lugguage, it wld b prolly b going thru automatic sorting n scanning belts n machines, major airport handles thousands of lugguages, cargoes per hr, only flagged items wld go thru scanners again manned by a human
There is a great opportunity for you to teach at one of Cambodia top English schools. With a command of the English language like that, you would be given a job automatically........ :lol: :lol:

Teaching English in Phnom Penh and Living in Cambodia

Re: airport security

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 2:09 pm
by Captain Bonez
tightenupvolume1 wrote: Thu Sep 27, 2018 1:32 pm
Captain Bonez wrote: Thu Sep 27, 2018 6:54 am In the last 20 years ive yet to use a guitar tuner that made a noise, and if i did im sure id know what the tiny dull beep was emitting from my bag after id put it in there
And your point is?
You're lying?