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I found one Dollar

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:04 am
by Duncan
True story
Had a few old one dollar notes in my wallet, so I crumpled one up and placed it in the palm of my hand so it could not be seen. I'm standing around watching a older lady dig dirt out of a trench and I point to the pile of dirt behind her and say Mouy Dollar. She's thinking '' stupid barang '' so I stand around a bit longer and when she is not looking I climb into the trench behind her . I plunge my hand into the pile of dirt , brushing up beside her leg so she looks down to see whats going on. All she see's is my hand coming out of the dirt with a fist full of dirt and a dollar note..I shake off the dirt and straighten out the dollar note, studying it
carefully with all surrounding eyes watching I hand it to her and walk away.

She will be talking to her friends for months, of how that eagle eyed barang can smell out a dollar note at ten paces.

Im getting pretty good at performing this magic trick as entertainment for the day but often if its a guy I will put the dollar note in my own pocket. But on a building site it can be quite entertaining if there are a few shy village girls involved.

Re: I found one Dollar

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:42 am
by rozzieoz
That is hilarious, I love it.

Re: I found one Dollar

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 12:31 pm
by pissontheroof
rozzieoz wrote: Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:42 am That is hilarious, I love it.
if he was jerry jeff walker he could make a song out of that .. short song i guess , and needs a dog or a truck involved .
or gettin drunk .
i see your not using your iPhone with tapatalk today .. 🤭

Re: I found one Dollar

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 12:50 pm
by Borum-Ex frm TOForum
Reminds me of the poo dollar from years ago on TOF! :dm: That was great, haha!!!

Re: I found one Dollar

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 1:15 pm
by phuketrichard
next thing you know they will be salting the area with gold dust and saying there's gold here and selling 1 sq meter plots

Re: I found one Dollar

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 5:37 pm
by StroppyChops
phuketrichard wrote: Fri Jun 15, 2018 1:15 pm next thing you know they will be salting the area with gold dust and saying there's gold here and selling 1 sq meter plots
Do NOT accept free blankets from anyone doing this.

Re: I found one Dollar

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 8:20 pm
by John Bingham
That could be a good technique for getting your front yard dug up for free.