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A good friend of Jimmy Crow's...

Posted: Sun May 27, 2018 3:06 pm
by StroppyChops
So I was talking to a good friend of Jimmy Crow's last night over a pint, and we eventually got around to things that are mildly annoying.

We'd already covered the really annoying stuff like requirements on expats that are introduced, and then enforced retrospectively - like work permits, and were running out of topics.

This bloke lit up a fresh cigarette, inhaled and held the smoke while he thought for a moment, and then let the smoke trickle from his nostrils as he sighed and said, "you know, I wish Jimmy would stop using me as his stooge."

Re: A good friend of Jimmy Crow's...

Posted: Sun May 27, 2018 3:08 pm
by StroppyChops
I should note that I don't care what Jimmy posts, but his good friend seems to be getting miffed.

Re: A good friend of Jimmy Crow's...

Posted: Sun May 27, 2018 3:10 pm
by Jimmy Crow
StroppyChops wrote: Sun May 27, 2018 3:06 pm So I was talking to a good friend of Jimmy Crow's last night over a pint, and we eventually got around to things that are mildly annoying.

We'd already covered the really annoying stuff like requirements on expats that are introduced, and then enforced retrospectively - like work permits, and were running out of topics.

This bloke lit up a fresh cigarette, inhaled and held the smoke while he thought for a moment, and then let the smoke trickle from his nostrils as he sighed and said, "you know, I wish Jimmy would stop using me as his stooge."
Btw my friend does not smoke!

Re: A good friend of Jimmy Crow's...

Posted: Sun May 27, 2018 3:16 pm
by JohnLeonard
Hahaha
So this friend is real?
I thought it was just alcohol talking.

Re: A good friend of Jimmy Crow's...

Posted: Sun May 27, 2018 3:44 pm
by Brody

Re: A good friend of Jimmy Crow's...

Posted: Sun May 27, 2018 5:25 pm
by Yobbo
A good friend of mine popped a Viagra & got his knob stuck in the nozzle of the vacuum cleaner.
Spent the next day impersonating Jake the peg.
So where would be the best place to buy a new vacuum cleaner? Oh & what ointment would you recommend for severe bruising?