THE ITALIAN WHO WENT TO MALTA

[kocdim]

THE ITALIAN WHO WENT TO MALTA
(Must be read with an Italian accent)

One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to
eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She
brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say
go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna two piss onna
my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma
bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.
Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings
me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She
tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I
wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the
table, you sonna ma bitch.
So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed.
Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet.
I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better
not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.
I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you".
I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna go back to Italy.

[logos]

Don't you have to be 13+ to post on this forum?

[General Mackevili]

I swear it sounds like this guy:



newsworthy/finnish-tourist-riku-pontine ... 14016.html

[kocdim]

Don't you have to be 13+ to post on this forum?

Just a joke man. No bad feelings for Italians.

[Borum-Ex frm TOForum]

Don't you have to be 13+ to post on this forum?

Just a joke man. No bad feelings for Italians.

Don’t mind bout Logos, hes Belgian, they’re all tossers and reinforced basement builders anyway!

[cptrelentless]

I'm pretty sure this joke is as old as the state of Malta.

[Jamie_Lambo]

I'm pretty sure this joke is as old as the state of Malta.

haha very old, i remember when Belgian DJ "Cisco Kid" brought out the classic "Pizzaman" song 17 years ago!

[Borum-Ex frm TOForum]

I'm pretty sure this joke is as old as the state of Malta.

haha very old, i remember when Belgian DJ "Cisco Kid" brought out the classic "Pizzaman" song 17 years ago!

For all those that are really into techno, google Re-Connect or look him up on FB! Great tunes! Also Signal Chef i’d recommend, both are great imo!

Edit: https://www.facebook.com/0ReC0/
https://www.facebook.com/Signalchef/ , come on Jef en Jeroen, zo blijven verderdoen!

[Kuroneko]

Don’t mind bout Logos, hes Belgian, they’re all tossers and reinforced basement builders anyway!

However, we have not forgotten:
When World War I began, Germany invaded neutral Belgium and Luxembourg as part of the Schlieffen Plan, in an attempt to capture Paris quickly by catching the French off guard by invading through neutral countries.

It is widely claimed that the Belgian army's resistance during the early days of the war, with the army – around a tenth the size of the German army – holding up the German offensive for nearly a month, gave the French and British forces time to prepare for the Marne counteroffensive later in the year. Lang leve België

[Borum-Ex frm TOForum]

Don’t mind bout Logos, hes Belgian, they’re all tossers and reinforced basement builders anyway!

However, we have not forgotten:
When World War I began, Germany invaded neutral Belgium and Luxembourg as part of the Schlieffen Plan, in an attempt to capture Paris quickly by catching the French off guard by invading through neutral countries.

It is widely claimed that the Belgian army's resistance during the early days of the war, with the army – around a tenth the size of the German army – holding up the German offensive for nearly a month, gave the French and British forces time to prepare for the Marne counteroffensive later in the year. Lang leve België

My late greatgrandfather was amongst them, Lang leve de Vlaamsche Leeuw!

Edit: and ‘Schild en Vriend’ for that matter.