A KNY diary

[that genius]

Aren't I lucky baby?

Here I was thinking peace and quiet was a good thing, but luckily my neighbour decided to reveal the truth, loud, ear-splitting music, delivered unselfishly via a speaker aimed at my door way. I'm so glad they're so considerate, who knows, I may have had a quiet weekend without their kind provision of 168-decibel, distorted, room-shaking ' music'. I love people who provide free noise, just think of the horrors a peaceful environment could bring!

Please...share your blessing at this time of year, be it an involuntary sharing of excessive material wealth or just a seemingly-boring, tympanum-splitting experience!

Remember, it's all about YOU!

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You could always buy an electric guitar, if you don't already have, and some huge speakers. Then do as Macauley Culkin does at the start of this video.