The Rain Dog Rap -- Cambodia Forums 2014
Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 1:25 pm
For those of you not aware (Probably most of you) there is an excellent "Rap Wars" thread on this forum but it is buried in the asinine folder which is currently hijacked by a couple Islamophobes. Some really good stuff there and it's worth checking out.
I don't care much for rap but decided to do something in the spirit of forum reconciliation and post it here rather than leave it buried in the Asinine folder.
If you don't like profanity don't read further. I normally don't curse much, but this is rap after all.
This country boy is about as OG as maybe Johnny Cash, and maybe I've got the rhythm of ... i don't know ... lets say Lawrence welk ... and God help you if you have ever seen me on a dance floor lol.
But the word smith in me can't resist. So here goes --- the original Rain Dog Rap:
Feel free to add to it
CHILL MOTHAFUCKAS!
Yo Yo This be the Rain Dog, talking God like in a Synagogue
But don’t worry I ain’t Mad, Sure as fuck ain’t on no Jihad
Chill MothaFucka!
Fuck all the Forum Wars, Everybody knows the score
K440 comin back in style, sorry that it took awhile
Chill MothaFuckas!
But had some help from CEO, starting like an Embryo
Pissed of people everywhere but now shit gettin fair and square
Chill Mothafuckas!
CEO be growin fast, but some still can't forget the past
Fuck Y'all, you need to be sedated, This ain't no BackStabbers Incorporated
Chill MothaFuckas!
Partly led by G-Machavelli, Famous for his Pizza Belly
Now he off to desert land, chasing burqas in the sand
Chill Mothafucka!
Also led by the Orange Dragon, But now to LA he be braggin
Handles all the techy shit, But Dag’s posts give him fits
Chill MothaFucka!
And to our brutha Dagenham, Calling out religious scams
But some will want to save your soul, cuz too much time spent chasing Hos
Chill MothaFucka!
Shout out to Stroppy Chops, Postin like a bunny hops
Dag says he’s buying souls, RD called him an Islamophobe
Chill MuthaFucka!
Remember Brother Vladimir, Posting Puns Far and Near
Don’t worry, he can’t bust no rhyme, but makin puns ain’t no crime
Chill MothaFucka!
Then our lady Poster Joon, Got AliBaba in a swoon
Too logical for forums here, but everybody holds her dear
Chill MothaFucka!
And Giblet got some crazy Geese, Stop all that honkin please
Someone got a screw loose, might come lookin for a Christmas Goose
Chill MothaFucka!
And shout out to Soi Dog, but he ain’t no Rain Dog
Got a thing for K440, Want’s to play it like” Get Shorty”
Chill MothaFucka!
Cross the great forum divide, opinions vary far and wide
Old owner gone, now on twitter, hope he feelin not too bitter
Chill Mothafucka!
Now it’s run by Sociobenz, Thinkin he’s Mercedes Benz
He don’t like no bottom feeders, hope no one catches him in his wife beaters
Chill MothaFucka!
Helping out is GavinMac, likes to be on the attack
Not too good for cohesion, always postin 7 reasons
Chill MothaFucka!
Goodbye all its Rain dog Here, Tryin to keep it all sincere
I sure as hell ain’t OG, So don’t take this shit personally.
Chill MuthaFuckas!
I don't care much for rap but decided to do something in the spirit of forum reconciliation and post it here rather than leave it buried in the Asinine folder.
If you don't like profanity don't read further. I normally don't curse much, but this is rap after all.
This country boy is about as OG as maybe Johnny Cash, and maybe I've got the rhythm of ... i don't know ... lets say Lawrence welk ... and God help you if you have ever seen me on a dance floor lol.
But the word smith in me can't resist. So here goes --- the original Rain Dog Rap:
Feel free to add to it
CHILL MOTHAFUCKAS!
Yo Yo This be the Rain Dog, talking God like in a Synagogue
But don’t worry I ain’t Mad, Sure as fuck ain’t on no Jihad
Chill MothaFucka!
Fuck all the Forum Wars, Everybody knows the score
K440 comin back in style, sorry that it took awhile
Chill MothaFuckas!
But had some help from CEO, starting like an Embryo
Pissed of people everywhere but now shit gettin fair and square
Chill Mothafuckas!
CEO be growin fast, but some still can't forget the past
Fuck Y'all, you need to be sedated, This ain't no BackStabbers Incorporated
Chill MothaFuckas!
Partly led by G-Machavelli, Famous for his Pizza Belly
Now he off to desert land, chasing burqas in the sand
Chill Mothafucka!
Also led by the Orange Dragon, But now to LA he be braggin
Handles all the techy shit, But Dag’s posts give him fits
Chill MothaFucka!
And to our brutha Dagenham, Calling out religious scams
But some will want to save your soul, cuz too much time spent chasing Hos
Chill MothaFucka!
Shout out to Stroppy Chops, Postin like a bunny hops
Dag says he’s buying souls, RD called him an Islamophobe
Chill MuthaFucka!
Remember Brother Vladimir, Posting Puns Far and Near
Don’t worry, he can’t bust no rhyme, but makin puns ain’t no crime
Chill MothaFucka!
Then our lady Poster Joon, Got AliBaba in a swoon
Too logical for forums here, but everybody holds her dear
Chill MothaFucka!
And Giblet got some crazy Geese, Stop all that honkin please
Someone got a screw loose, might come lookin for a Christmas Goose
Chill MothaFucka!
And shout out to Soi Dog, but he ain’t no Rain Dog
Got a thing for K440, Want’s to play it like” Get Shorty”
Chill MothaFucka!
Cross the great forum divide, opinions vary far and wide
Old owner gone, now on twitter, hope he feelin not too bitter
Chill Mothafucka!
Now it’s run by Sociobenz, Thinkin he’s Mercedes Benz
He don’t like no bottom feeders, hope no one catches him in his wife beaters
Chill MothaFucka!
Helping out is GavinMac, likes to be on the attack
Not too good for cohesion, always postin 7 reasons
Chill MothaFucka!
Goodbye all its Rain dog Here, Tryin to keep it all sincere
I sure as hell ain’t OG, So don’t take this shit personally.
Chill MuthaFuckas!