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Riddles

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Where can you find a traffic light with no traffic?

Where can you find a taxi rank with no taxis?
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Ok, my best attempt without looking at the spoiler . ...

1) At a traffic light store? You know, where you gotta buy the actual light. You could find it there, in a store, away from any traffic.

2) Dammit. I have no idea what a taxi "rank" is.
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Ha!
Spoiler:
That's a bullshit spoiler, and you know it!
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General Mackevili wrote:Ok, my best attempt without looking at the spoiler . ...

1) At a traffic light store? You know, where you gotta buy the actual light. You could find it there, in a store, away from any traffic.

2) Dammit. I have no idea.

fixed it for you.... and strongly agree
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2. at Aeon mall, Phnom Penh, because those clueless, moronic Cambo shoppers park their f'ing cars at the taxis rank.

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Both, during a Riot/demonstration. Roads closed. Goons barricade.
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General Mackevili wrote:Ha!
Spoiler:
That's a bullshit spoiler, and you know it!
Spoiler:
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ali baba wrote:
General Mackevili wrote:Ha!
Spoiler:
That's a bullshit spoiler, and you know it!
Another bullshit spoiler! !

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Re: Riddles

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Sorry I forgot the image tags.
Try it again now.
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