Jao last night near back of Royal Palace
Posted: Sun May 18, 2014 3:45 pm
I live in a shophouse (level 1) on a street behind the palace. Last night I was just getting ready to go to bed at around 1.30 am and I went into the living room to put something away. The lights were off inside and I could see a shadow moving across the curtains at the front of the house.
What the fuck? I thought, so I prised the curtains open a little bit and could see a female looking figure going through the clothes hanging on the clothes airer on the balcony.
Not being really sure what to do next, I yelled out 'what the fuck are you doing?' The person then looked at me somewhat nonchalantly and I started yelling JAO! Although it looked female, I then got the distinct impression that it was a ladyboy - something about the hair and face just seemed wrong for a lady.
Anyway, the person then calmly legged it over the balustrade, manouevered around the short dividing wall between my place and the western side neighbour, hopped over their balustrade and out of sight. Thing that struck me was how smoothly they did this, pretty clear they'd done this little move before. I then unbolted the front door, unlocked the security door and looked over but the jao was nowhere to be seen. Next door's balcony goes around a corner and then the jao could easily have gotten down to street level. Grabbed my trusty 8 iron and headed downstairs, but no one to be seen.
It appears that nothing was missing. Reckon I'd remember the profile if I see the person again, so I wonder if it is someone who lives nearby.
A timely reminder to keep everything locked, and also to keep anything valuable, keys etc as far away from windows as possible.
What the fuck? I thought, so I prised the curtains open a little bit and could see a female looking figure going through the clothes hanging on the clothes airer on the balcony.
Not being really sure what to do next, I yelled out 'what the fuck are you doing?' The person then looked at me somewhat nonchalantly and I started yelling JAO! Although it looked female, I then got the distinct impression that it was a ladyboy - something about the hair and face just seemed wrong for a lady.
Anyway, the person then calmly legged it over the balustrade, manouevered around the short dividing wall between my place and the western side neighbour, hopped over their balustrade and out of sight. Thing that struck me was how smoothly they did this, pretty clear they'd done this little move before. I then unbolted the front door, unlocked the security door and looked over but the jao was nowhere to be seen. Next door's balcony goes around a corner and then the jao could easily have gotten down to street level. Grabbed my trusty 8 iron and headed downstairs, but no one to be seen.
It appears that nothing was missing. Reckon I'd remember the profile if I see the person again, so I wonder if it is someone who lives nearby.
A timely reminder to keep everything locked, and also to keep anything valuable, keys etc as far away from windows as possible.
Made me laugh! Never thought of that.