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This is too much fun - a Lutheran insult generator...

http://ergofabulous.org/luther/?

Examples:

I am tired of the pestilent voice of your sirens.
From Explanations of the Ninety-Five Theses, pg. 204 of Luther's Works, Vol. 31

Perhaps you want me to die of unrelieved boredom while you keep on talking.
From The Bondage of the Will, pg. 244 of Luther's Works, Vol. 33

You have a perverted spirit that thinks only of murdering the conscience.
From Against the Heavenly Prophets, pg. 82 of Luther's Works, Vol. 40

Is not what I said before true, that you have eaten and drunk yourself full of devils, and so spew vainglorious devils out of your hellish gorge?
From Against Hanswurst, pg. 244 of Luther's Works, Vol. 41

There you are, like butter in sunshine.
From Concerning Rebaptism, pg. 252 of Luther's Works, Vol. 40

Yes, I'm Lazarus-ing an old thread, but I read this on Facebook today and it was too good to not share.

"Brie Larson is the human incarnation of a migraine."

Classic!

Stroppy, even though you come from Australia, I always thought of you as pretty much of a level headed type of guy. Now i'm having some doubts. Are you starting to crack up or what.

The Whisperer wrote: ↑Sat Apr 20, 2019 1:26 am Stroppy, even though you come from Australia, I always thought of you as pretty much of a level headed type of guy. Now i'm having some doubts. Are you starting to crack up or what.

What?

Those insults are awesome!

Felgerkarb wrote: ↑Sat Apr 20, 2019 5:30 pm Those insults are awesome!

I'd forgotten about the link until I saw the Brie Larson insult, and retrieved this old post to add the new insult. I don't know if the "migraine" insult is original, but it is top-tier.

Also, what I hadn't noted when originally posting is that Luther was writing in all seriousness against the Pope, which makes some of the other insults available from the link even more spectacular.

Edit: some additions:

You relish and delight in the chance to stir up someone else's dirt like pigs that roll in manure and root around in it with their snouts.
From The Large Catechism, pg. 422 of The Book of Concord

You completely close your mind and do nothing but shout, "Anathema, anathema, anathema!" so that by your own voice you are judged mad.
From Against Latomus, pg. 152 of Luther's Works, Vol. 32

For you are an excellent person, as skilful, clever, and versed in Holy Scripture as a cow in a walnut tree or a sow on a harp.
From Against Hanswurst, pg. 219 of Luther's Works, Vol. 41