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coming for a visit soon
Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2017 10:39 pm
by tightenupvolume1
I am gonna fly straight to snooky when i get to bangkok, just in case i feel the need to jump from my hotel balcony in bangkok. I have seen my doctor who says my heart is in good nick, so i won,t get a heart attack. My drug intake is zero, apart from the odd spliff, so an overdose is unlikely.
I have no intention of starting a business so i am in no fear of getting wacked by russian criminals. I will avoid the dodgy bargirls so no chance of getting stabbed by a jealous boyfriend. I don,t swim when i am pissed, i will not be driving a motorbike and i doubt i will get buses around cambodia.
SO apart from all that how do i avoid death during my one month stay?
charlie
Re: coming for a visit soon
Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2017 10:42 pm
by Jamie_Lambo
tightenupvolume1 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 05, 2017 10:39 pm
I am gonna fly straight to snooky when i get to bangkok, just in case i feel the need to jump from my hotel balcony in bangkok. I have seen my doctor who says my heart is in good nick, so i won,t get a heart attack. My drug intake is zero, apart from the odd spliff, so an overdose is unlikely.
I have no intention of starting a business so i am in no fear of getting wacked by russian criminals. I will avoid the dodgy bargirls so no chance of getting stabbed by a jealous boyfriend. I don,t swim when i am pissed, i will not be driving a motorbike and i doubt i will get buses around cambodia.
SO apart from all that how do i avoid death during my one month stay?
charlie
Re: coming for a visit soon
Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2017 10:47 pm
by tightenupvolume1
ha ha ha
charlie
Re: coming for a visit soon
Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2017 11:17 pm
by Anchor Moy
Drugged and robbed. Date rape. Rabies. Run over by a Lexus. Things falling from building sites. Plenty of opportunities still out there.
Forgot the methanol rice wine and the horseshoe crab poisoning. Classic. Enjoy.
Re: coming for a visit soon
Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2017 11:20 pm
by tightenupvolume1
thanks mate, as long as die with my doc martins on i will be happy.
charlie
Re: coming for a visit soon
Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2017 11:40 pm
by Raybull
Anchor Moy wrote: ↑Wed Apr 05, 2017 11:17 pm
Drugged and robbed. Date rape. Rabies. Run over by a Lexus. Things falling from building sites. Plenty of opportunities still out there.
Forgot the methanol rice wine and the horseshoe crab poisoning. Classic. Enjoy.
ODing from this forum will probably get him before any of those!
#crackonakeyboard
Re: coming for a visit soon
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 12:01 am
by tightenupvolume1
That must be shit powder, you don,t need lines as big as that!
charlie
Re: coming for a visit soon
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 12:16 am
by Raybull
Lolz, you do out here, it's a long way from MDE! Start with that straight flight from BKK to Snooky and take it from there...Ya don't wanna jinx yourself with all these predictions mate!
Re: coming for a visit soon
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 12:56 am
by tightenupvolume1
I agree, take it as it comes!
charlie
did you not see an element of " parody" in my post?
Re: coming for a visit soon
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 1:05 am
by Raybull
tightenupvolume1 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 06, 2017 12:56 am
I agree, take it as it comes!
charlie
did you not see an element of " parody" in my post?
Ofc
(but don't forget to bring some blow)