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how to ask expats here questions
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2016 5:57 pm
by bolueeleh
step 1 - give as much details of your problems as possible,
e.g. how much money you want to burn, does it bleed when you pee. etc
step 2 - let all the seniors here have a good laugh about it
step 3 - after all the regulars here have a good and see if anybody answer or help you out
P.s. dont forget to post the question in a condescending , ironical , weird or just simply stupid way, you will get better results that way
Re: how to ask expats here questions
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2016 6:06 pm
by Duncan
bolueeleh wrote:step 1 - give as much details of your problems as possible,
e.g. how much money you want to burn, does it bleed when you pee. etc
step 2 - let all the seniors here have a good laugh about it
step 3 - after all the regulars here have a good and see if anybody answer or help you out
P.s. dont forget to post the question in a condescending , ironical , weird or just simply stupid way, you will get better results that way
Well, it just shows how wrong I've been all these years, I thought we were supposed to do that with the answers.
Re: how to ask expats here questions
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2016 6:09 pm
by General Mackevili
Haha! These could be the official rules if we just reverse steps 2 and 3!
Re: how to ask expats here questions
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2016 6:28 pm
by timmydownawell
I wonder if alexfrance22's t-shirt bar has taken off...
edit: oh wait never mind oops
Re: how to ask expats here questions
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2016 6:48 pm
by Anchor Moy
My two favorite types of questions are :
1/ I've never been to Cambodia but I think i'll start up a business there, do you have any helpful hints ?
2/ I've just arrived in Cambodia and I've met this really beautiful girl who is sincere and doesn't want my money, so how much should I give her ? (Because she's poor and supporting a sick grandma and two sick buffalo and she goes to school by day and works in a bar/massage parlour - as a cashier - by night.)
Cambodia, I love your cliches.
And then the OP disses us because we take the piss...
Re: how to ask expats here questions
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2016 11:21 pm
by Jamie_Lambo
Anchor Moy wrote:My two favorite types of questions are :
1/ I've never been to Cambodia but I think i'll start up a business there, do you have any helpful hints ?
2/ I've just arrived in Cambodia and I've met this really beautiful girl who is sincere and doesn't want my money, so how much should I give her ? (Because she's poor and supporting a sick grandma and two sick buffalo and she goes to school by day and works in a bar/massage parlour - as a cashier - by night.)
Cambodia, I love your cliches.
And then the OP disses us because we take the piss...
this 100%