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I fecking double-dog dare you!

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 4:24 pm
by vladimir
So you think you know about alcohol!

So you think you have style!

So, you think you're creative?

You poofter!

Here's a challenge!

CEO's first make your own cocktail challenge!

Here's my recipe:

The Vladimir

Marula juice, 100ml
Stroh Rum, double shot (50ml)
Tabasco, 3 shakes
Black pepper, sprinkle
Jalapeno chili seeds, sprinkle
I tot Jack Daniels
50 ml Ginger beer

Shake, light, and down!

Side-effects: you may start thinking like vladimir!

Yo! let's find a bar to host this!

Re: I fecking double-dog dare you!

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 5:04 pm
by StroppyChops
The Real Man: double shot of Chivas Regal, two cubes of ice made with filtered water.

Re: I fecking double-dog dare you!

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 6:10 pm
by phuketrichard
real men don't use ice

Glenlivet with a water back

and if that's not available, whatever they made in the back yard still will do fine

Re: I fecking double-dog dare you!

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 6:11 pm
by StroppyChops
'Coz ice and a water back are different on the manly scale! :)

Re: I fecking double-dog dare you!

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 6:22 pm
by vladimir
StroppyChops wrote:'Coz ice and a water back are different on the manly scale! :)
It's so small!

It's cold!

Re: I fecking double-dog dare you!

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 7:17 pm
by OrangeDragon
use whisky rocks. frozen pieces of stone.

Re: I fecking double-dog dare you!

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 9:11 pm
by Hugh Briss
Nope, grain alcohol and rainwater, a la Gen. Jack D. Ripper from Dr. Strangelove. That's the ticket.

Re: I fecking double-dog dare you!

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 9:29 pm
by horace
"A drunken nutty Irish monk goes to Moscow via Mexico"

Frangelico , as much as you like
Vodka, more than the above
Kaluha, about the same as the first
Baileys, same as above,
Jameson's, same as the vodka
Tequila, a little less the the above
Shake/mix/stir together

Add a lump of chocolate icecream, why not? helps it go down

Drink a pint and you're finished

Re: I fecking double-dog dare you!

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 9:44 pm
by Username Taken
I guess pulling the top off a can of Cambodia Beer isn't considered creative. Oh well! At least it saves time.

Cut to the chase. :beer2:

:beer1: :beer3:

:popcorn:

Re: I fecking double-dog dare you!

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 10:38 pm
by Milord
Last night I was so drunk I didn't know I was.