I fecking double-dog dare you!

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I fecking double-dog dare you!

Post by vladimir » Wed Jun 11, 2014 4:24 pm

So you think you know about alcohol!

So you think you have style!

So, you think you're creative?

You poofter!

Here's a challenge!

CEO's first make your own cocktail challenge!

Here's my recipe:

The Vladimir

Marula juice, 100ml
Stroh Rum, double shot (50ml)
Tabasco, 3 shakes
Black pepper, sprinkle
Jalapeno chili seeds, sprinkle
I tot Jack Daniels
50 ml Ginger beer

Shake, light, and down!

Side-effects: you may start thinking like vladimir!

Yo! let's find a bar to host this!
Jesus loves you...Mexico is great, right? ;)
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Re: I fecking double-dog dare you!

Post by StroppyChops » Wed Jun 11, 2014 5:04 pm

The Real Man: double shot of Chivas Regal, two cubes of ice made with filtered water.
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Re: I fecking double-dog dare you!

Post by phuketrichard » Wed Jun 11, 2014 6:10 pm

real men don't use ice

Glenlivet with a water back

and if that's not available, whatever they made in the back yard still will do fine
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Re: I fecking double-dog dare you!

Post by StroppyChops » Wed Jun 11, 2014 6:11 pm

'Coz ice and a water back are different on the manly scale! :)
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Re: I fecking double-dog dare you!

Post by vladimir » Wed Jun 11, 2014 6:22 pm

StroppyChops wrote:'Coz ice and a water back are different on the manly scale! :)
It's so small!

It's cold!
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Re: I fecking double-dog dare you!

Post by OrangeDragon » Wed Jun 11, 2014 7:17 pm

use whisky rocks. frozen pieces of stone.
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Re: I fecking double-dog dare you!

Post by Hugh Briss » Wed Jun 11, 2014 9:11 pm

Nope, grain alcohol and rainwater, a la Gen. Jack D. Ripper from Dr. Strangelove. That's the ticket.
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Re: I fecking double-dog dare you!

Post by horace » Wed Jun 11, 2014 9:29 pm

"A drunken nutty Irish monk goes to Moscow via Mexico"

Frangelico , as much as you like
Vodka, more than the above
Kaluha, about the same as the first
Baileys, same as above,
Jameson's, same as the vodka
Tequila, a little less the the above
Shake/mix/stir together

Add a lump of chocolate icecream, why not? helps it go down

Drink a pint and you're finished
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Re: I fecking double-dog dare you!

Post by Username Taken » Wed Jun 11, 2014 9:44 pm

I guess pulling the top off a can of Cambodia Beer isn't considered creative. Oh well! At least it saves time.

Cut to the chase. :beer2:

:beer1: :beer3:

:popcorn:
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Re: I fecking double-dog dare you!

Post by Milord » Wed Jun 11, 2014 10:38 pm

Last night I was so drunk I didn't know I was.
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