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The God of sports

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 6:00 am
by Soi Dog
When soccer games come down to penalty kicks, I see both teams passionately clutching their chests, tears in their eyes, and coming together in group prayer. Both teams. Yet only one team can win. One fact is obvious:

To the team that loses (in this case, Greece)...God really, really hates you. Either that or you need to rework your prayers or something. Maybe hire a special prayer coach.

Re: The God of sports

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 8:45 am
by vladimir
Do they have prayer rooms for all the various religious nutters at the stadiums?

Re: The God of sports

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 2:13 pm
by khmerinade
vladimir wrote:Do they have prayer rooms for all the various religious nutters at the stadiums?
Not everyone with a religious belief or conviction is a nutter.

Re: The God of sports

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:25 pm
by StroppyChops
khmerinade wrote:
vladimir wrote:Do they have prayer rooms for all the various religious nutters at the stadiums?
Not everyone with a religious belief or conviction is a nutter.
Or if they are, the two are not necessarily related. :D

Re: The God of sports

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 1:17 am
by Mrs Stroppy
Dear Santa Jesus....

Re: The God of sports

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 1:01 pm
by khmerinade
StroppyChops wrote:
khmerinade wrote:
vladimir wrote:Do they have prayer rooms for all the various religious nutters at the stadiums?
Not everyone with a religious belief or conviction is a nutter.
Or if they are, the two are not necessarily related. :D

True. Plenty of them... just not everyone.