The God of sports

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The God of sports

Post by Soi Dog » Mon Jun 30, 2014 6:00 am

When soccer games come down to penalty kicks, I see both teams passionately clutching their chests, tears in their eyes, and coming together in group prayer. Both teams. Yet only one team can win. One fact is obvious:

To the team that loses (in this case, Greece)...God really, really hates you. Either that or you need to rework your prayers or something. Maybe hire a special prayer coach.
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Re: The God of sports

Post by vladimir » Mon Jun 30, 2014 8:45 am

Do they have prayer rooms for all the various religious nutters at the stadiums?
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Re: The God of sports

Post by khmerinade » Mon Jul 28, 2014 2:13 pm

vladimir wrote:Do they have prayer rooms for all the various religious nutters at the stadiums?
Not everyone with a religious belief or conviction is a nutter.
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Re: The God of sports

Post by StroppyChops » Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:25 pm

khmerinade wrote:
vladimir wrote:Do they have prayer rooms for all the various religious nutters at the stadiums?
Not everyone with a religious belief or conviction is a nutter.
Or if they are, the two are not necessarily related. :D
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Re: The God of sports

Post by Mrs Stroppy » Tue Jul 29, 2014 1:17 am

Dear Santa Jesus....
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Re: The God of sports

Post by khmerinade » Tue Jul 29, 2014 1:01 pm

StroppyChops wrote:
khmerinade wrote:
vladimir wrote:Do they have prayer rooms for all the various religious nutters at the stadiums?
Not everyone with a religious belief or conviction is a nutter.
Or if they are, the two are not necessarily related. :D

True. Plenty of them... just not everyone.
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