Kim Jong-un purges top officials with anti-aircraft fire

Anchor Moy · Post by **Anchor Moy** » Wed May 13, 2015 11:40 pm

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/m ... im-jong-un
Over in LaLa Land, Kim Jong-un has had his Defense Minister executed with an anti-aircraft gun.
Tough penalty for nodding off at the wrong moment, but hey

South Korean spy agencies claim they have fresh evidence of a political purge at the hands of Kim Jong-un.

According to Seoul’s National Intelligence Service (NIS) military head Hyon Yong-chol was killed with an anti-aircraft gun in front of a crowd of hundreds on charges of treason.

Specifically: falling asleep at a military event, thus disrespecting the North Korean leader.

Ma Won-chun, the chief architect of the country’s new infrastructure programmes, is also said to have been killed.

This follows claims, also from the NIS, that Kim Jong-un ordered the execution of 15 top officials in the first few months of 2015, including two vice-ministers, put to death for complaining about Kim’s leadership, and four members of the Unhasu orchestra, also killed by firing squad.

More rumours about his wife ?

In 2013 South Korean media claimed that nine Unhasu orchestra members were executed in a bid to preserve his wife’s reputation after appearing in a pornography video. Ri Sol-ju was a singer with the troupe before she married Kim.

Makes Cambodia seem quite sane.

Soi Dog · Post by **Soi Dog** » Thu May 14, 2015 12:54 am

I heard he was a man of high caliber.

Anchor Moy · Post by **Anchor Moy** » Thu May 14, 2015 1:23 am

Sorry,didn't see you posted this already WJ - but your link's not working anyway.
Yes, I hope he also shot his hairdressers while he was at it.

vladimir · Post by **vladimir** » Thu May 14, 2015 5:24 pm

I always get the feeling every leader wants to be able to do what KJU does, they just don't admit it, and generally, we don't let them do it so obviously.