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Expat in Hong Kong Bar Uses Drunk Straight Friend as Cover to Normalise Dick-Flicking as ‘Common Lunar New Year Greeting

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2020 6:29 pm
by Kung-fu Hillbilly
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By Breaking in Asia

...most customers just keep themselves so drunk that they don’t even notice when Popeil starts “tickling” them or sticks his finger up their backsides

The customer, Miguel “Mikey” Popeil, who sells high-end Wifi and other Luxe services to clueless mainland Chinese customers staying in five-star hotels throughout Southeast Asia, has commandeered the main stool at the front end of the bar, where he greets any entering male customer with the customary “Kung Hei Fat Choy” and a nutsack tweak, drawing peals of laughter from a coterie of enablers surrounding him at the bar

Although prior repressed male customers at Quaff had deployed the more well-known “Bang-Kok Sacktap” in order to touch random mens’ penises – asking unwitting customers to guess where they think said repressed male customer is going for the weekend, with the inevitable result – Popeil’s advanced baiting technique is said to work well as a kind of sensual release for male customers who have nominally come to Hong Kong looking for hot Asian babe or ladyboy action but somehow end up sitting next to him at the bar instead

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Re: Expat in Hong Kong Bar Uses Drunk Straight Friend as Cover to Normalise Dick-Flicking as ‘Common Lunar New Year Gree

Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2020 10:06 am
by canucklhead
Anybody try that with me would get a sharp crack in the nose from my nearest elbow.

Re: Expat in Hong Kong Bar Uses Drunk Straight Friend as Cover to Normalise Dick-Flicking as ‘Common Lunar New Year Gree

Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2020 10:23 am
by Brody
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Re: Expat in Hong Kong Bar Uses Drunk Straight Friend as Cover to Normalise Dick-Flicking as ‘Common Lunar New Year Gree

Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2020 10:28 am
by Kung-fu Hillbilly
Breaking in Asia is a tongue-in-cheek website posting fabricated stories for the purpose of humour.